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It was a sports stadium.
Eight Children were
standing on the track to
participate in the running event.
* Ready! * Steady! * Bang
!!!
With the sound of Toy
pistol, all eight
girls started running.
Hardly have they covered ten
to fifteen steps,
one of the smaller girl s
slipped and fell down ,
due to bruises and pain she
started crying.
When
other seven girls heard this sound ,
stopped running, stood
for a while and
turned back , they
all ran back
to the place where the girl fell down.
One among them bent,
picked and kissed the
girl gently and enquired
'Now pain must have
reduced' . All
seven girls lifted the fallen girl ,
pacified
her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined
hands
together and walked
together and reached the winning post.
Officials were shocked ...
Clapping of thousands
of spectators filled the stadium.
Many eyes were filled
with tears and perhaps
it had reached the GOD even!
YES. This happened in
Hyderabad [INDIA],
recently!
The sport was conducted by National
Institute of Mental Health
.
All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they
are spastic children
.
Yes, they were mentally
retarded Challenged.
What did they teach this world?
Teamwork?
Humanity?
Equality among all?????
Successful people help others who are slow in learning so that they are
not
felt far behind. This is really a great message... spread it!
We can't do this ever because we have brains!!!!!!!!!
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Ramayana by Bill Gates... 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee) , who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he CRASHED like unstable version of AI MSN does in intel.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM, she proposed that he should marry her. RAM, politely declined, perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE. She hastened to kill her but LSI-man cut her inportant PERIPHERALS. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SIS TOR s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself to form a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, RAM shot the deer, which, with his last breath, cried out for LSI-man in voice of RAM s SOUND CARD. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urged LSI-man to his brother s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED C ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
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man: isnt it unfair tat sm ppl r so hapy in life tho they havent done nythn 4r it and sm r so sad tho they deserve every bit of happiness?
voice: who sed lifez gona b fair? your very existence is by chance, so life isn't all tat predetermined and is definitely random. By all probablility, the chance of you being happy is less than one.
man: so why was i born then, if i don't serve a purpose?
voice: who said therez a purpose to ur life?
man: wel, i always thought so.
voice: hmmm, then there probably is.
man: u r confusin me
voice: oh, am i? wel, tats wat ppl always say, so tats nuthn new.
man: ok, so y aint i hapy now? am not sure if am sad, but i definitely aint happy.
voice: ask urself
man: arent u me?
voice: oh, am i?
man: now, u r confusin. shud i believe u exist?
voice: did i ever say i exist?
man: then who r you?
voice (mischievous): try to find out.
man: where?
voice: in you.
man: now, don gime tat, tat u exist inside me. i have filled myself with hate and they say god is love.
voice: one, who said am god? two, who said god is love? three, who are they?
man: you are good at asking questions, but answering is the tougher part. i thot here i am to ask questions and you came to answer.
voice: you think what you want. i did not come, i am always here.
man: where?
voice: here
man: huh, you are so tuf. ok, teme y ppl suffer?
voice: i don have an answer to tat. i thnk tz juz d way they live.
man: u don have an answer to tat? then u arent god.
voice: who said am god?
man: i thot so.
voice: did i ask you to think so?
man: ok, am wrong. but ...
voice (interruptin): have u ever been right?
man: i do not know.
voice: tz gud u r able to accept tat. not many mortals around thnk tat way.
man: oh, so u r immortal, as they say?
voice: ok, i have an answer for tat. i die with you, i aint immortal. and i have a question for tat, who are they?
man: i duno, tz juz they - my teachers, parents, people arnd me. they are the THEY.
voice: do u kno they all have voices inside? to which they are always answerable and they are never able to answer?
man: why?
voice: because they are all hypocrites.
man: am i too?
voice: are you?
man: i thnk so
voice: then u r.
man: is it wrong?
voice: wat is wrong? there isnt nythn called wrong or rite in life. tz juz d way u live and answer ur voice.
man: ok, v r movin frm d topic. y is life unfair?
voice: life is a chance, none said tz gona b fair.
man: do u thnk fallin in love is wrong?
voice: wat do u thnk?
man: i thnk it is.
voice: i agree. u shud always raise in love.
man: oh, tat nonsense? ok, do u thnk raisin in love is wrong?
voice: wat do u thnk?
man: i don thnk therez anythn called raisin in love. ppl only fall.
voice: have u fallen?
man: am getn up.
voice: gud
man: so?
voice: so?
man: y aint i able 2 sleep? y am i writin crap like d blog before this? i kno it isnt too rhyming, i kno tz al nonsense, but y do i write?
voice: coz u cant always speak.
man: y cant i?
voice: coz other voices hear.
man: voices HEAR? i ddn kno tat.
voice: wel, they do. wen voices speak, people raise in love. wen people become untrue, they fall in love.
man: whch is beter?
voice: raising in love.
man: then y did i fall?
voice: other voices.
man: so, voices arent always gud?
voice: who said they are gud? remember the life is unfair thing?
man: o yea, so wat hapens 2 me?
voice: u juz move on n cary me wth u.
man: wil u b there always?
voice: as long as u can hear me.
man: til wen?
voice: til people listen to their voices, til they behave. til worlds dont discriminate. til people smile at each other, til enemies love, til u thnk lifez unfair. after tat, u don need me.
man: ok, wen wil tat b?
voice: i duno, remember u duno if am god.
man: u kno?
voice: al i kno is am not immortal.
man: so, u agree life is unfair?
voice: i wil leave it 2 urself to answer tat. one day, wen u cal out n i don answer, kno then, life has become fair. til tat, toil but live. and believe in charles darwin. d fittest survives.
man: gud nite
voice: whew! zzzzzzzzz ....
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This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last
>> month in chennai.
>>
>> Her name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She is working in a call
>> centre. She has a boy friend named
>> Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the
phone.
>> You can
>> never see her without her handphone.
>>
>> In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of
them
>> can be on the same network, and save
>> on the cost.
>>
>> She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family
knows
>> about their relationship. Shankar is very close with
>> Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away
she
>> always told her friends "If I pass away please burn
>> me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.
>>
>> After her death, people cant carry her body, I was there. A lot of
>> them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had
tried
>> to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they
>> called a person who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak
with
>> the soul of dead person , who is a
>> friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to
himself
>> slowly.
>>
>> After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". then
her
>> friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her
>> phone. He
>> then opened the grave box and place her phone and SIM card inside
the
>> casket. after that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved
and
>> they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.
>>
>> Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.
After
>> 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.
>>
>> Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for
me.
>> Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home
>> today, i wanna surprise her." Her mother replied..... "You come home
>> first, I wanna tell you something very important." after he came,
they
>> told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said
>> "dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her
>> Please stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death
>> certificate to him.
>> They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat)
>>
>> He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
>> Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is
from
>> Priya, see this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of
them
>> told him to answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them
>> heard his conversation.
>>
>> Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice
of
>> Priya & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is
nailed
>> inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same
>> person's (who can speak with
>> the soul of deal perosns) help again.
>>
>> He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master
>> worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really
shocked
>> them...
>>
>>
>>
>> Hutch has the best coverage. Wherever you go, our network
>> follows!!!
>>
>> Never in my life i have read such an email...Wasted ten minutes coz
of
>> this...
>> yo........buuzzaaaa aaa...... ..adios.. .....
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BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:
1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the
Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a
pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have
done up until
this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I
wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent,
but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get
it to work?"
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3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft
Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me
what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and
Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your
software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of
the screen,
canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me
at the grocery store."
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9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you
running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed
an illegal abortion."
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11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I
urgently need to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system
disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy
inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an
Intel inside."
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14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a
problem. We're open
24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech
support to report that
his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup
files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to
replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to
change the startup
and it will fix the
problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is
right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers
this, but there
is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the
problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of
the CONFIG.SYS.
Letme know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still
smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS
didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch
that will give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what
you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power
supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible
with NOSMOKE.
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17) customer care officer:I need a product
identification no: right
now and may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My
Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
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A PLAN TO BANKRRUPT BILL GATES v Bill Gates earns $250 every SECOND, that's about $20 million a DAY and $7.8 billion a YEAR! v If he drops a thousand dollars, he won't even bother to pick it up because in the 4 seconds it takes to pick it up, he would have already earned it back. v U.S's national debt is about $5.62 trillion. If Bill Gates wants to pay he debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years. v He can donate $15 to everyone on earth and still be left with $5 million for his pocket money. v Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in the U.S. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keep his annual income at $30 million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is today. v If Bill Gates were a country, he will be the 37th richest country on earth. v If you change all of Bill Gate's money to $1 bills, you can make a road from earth to moon 14 times back and forth. But you will have to make that road non-stop for 1400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money. v Bill Gates will be 42 this year. If we assume that he still can live for another 35 years, he has to spend $6.78 million per day to finish his money before his death. v BUT!!! If we the Microsoft Windows' users claim $1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will go bankrupt in 3 years. So what do you think!!!
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Junior asks his dad,
"Daddy, how was I born?"
His dad sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit
the
delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her
operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got
Male'!"
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It is not important to make the right decision but it is important to make the decision right at right time. A right decision at wrong time turns into a wrong decision. A BIT OF PHYSICS HUMOUR
Sir Ernest Rutherford, President of the Royal Academy , and recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physics, related the following story:
"Some time ago I received a call from a colleague. He was about to give a student a zero for his answer to a physics question, while the student claimed a perfect score. The instructor and the student agreed to an impartial arbiter, and I was selected.
I read the examination question: "Show how it is possible to determine the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer."
The student had answered: "Take the barometer to the top of the building,attach a long rope to it, lower it to the street, and then bring it up, measuring the length of the rope. The length of the rope is the height of the building."
The student really had a strong case for full credit since he had really answered the question completely and correctly! On the other hand, if full credit were given, it could well contribute to a high grade in his physics course and certify competence in physics, but the answer did not confirm this. I suggested that the student have another try. I gave the student six minutes to answer the question with the warning that the answer should show some knowledge of physics.
At the end of five minutes, he hadn't written anything. I asked if he wished to give up, but he said he had many answers to this problem; he was just thinking of the best one. I excused myself for interrupting him and asked him to please go on. In the next minute, he dashed off his answer, which read: "Take the barometer to the top of the building and lean over the edge of the roof. Drop the barometer, timing its fall with a stopwatch.
Then, using the formula x=0.5*a*t^2, calculate the height of the building."
At this point, I asked my colleague if he would give up. He conceded, and gave the student almost full credit. While leaving my colleague's office, I recalled that the student had said that he had other answers to the problem, so I asked him what they were.
"Well," said the student, "there are many ways of getting the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer. For example, you could take the barometer out on a sunny day and measure the height of the barometer, the length of its shadow, and the length of the shadow of the building, and by the use of simple proportion, determine the height of the building."
"Fine," I said, "and others?"
"Yes," said the student, "there is a very basic measurement method you will like. In this method, you take the barometer and begin to walk up the stairs. As you climb the stairs, you mark off the length of the barometer along the wall. You then count the number of marks, and his will give you the height of the building in barometer units."
"A very direct method."
"Of course. If you want a more sophisticated method, you can tie the barometer to the end of a string, swing it as a pendulum, and determine the value of g [gravity] at the street level and at the top of the building.
From the difference between the two values of g, the height of the building, in principle, can be calculated."
"On this same tack, you could take the barometer to the top of the building, attach a long rope to it, lower it to just above the street, and then swing it as a pendulum. You could then calculate the height of the building by the period of the precession".
"Finally," he concluded, "there are many other ways of solving the problem."
"Probably the best," he said, "is to take the barometer to the basement and knock on the superintendent's door. When the superintendent answers, you speak to him as follows: 'Mr. Superintendent, here is a fine barometer. If you will tell me the height of the building, I will give you this barometer."
At this point, I asked the student if he really did not know the conventional answer to this question. He admitted that he did, but said that he was fed up with high school and college instructors trying to teach him how to think.
The name of the student was. Neils Bohr The Nobel Prize in Physics 1922 |
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Problem on upgrading from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 : )
Dear Tech Support team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the
'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
A Possible Solution by the Tech Support:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator
to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance intensive.
However, Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program DoItYoursef 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. We recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 in order to keep Wife 1.0 busy with these background applications and in the process not trouble your work.
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install GoodLookingSecretar y 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck,
Tech Support |
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TWO TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM
1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey
Show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if
the statements about race he was accused of saying were true.
Statements like"..."If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish
and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I
wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper
class white people."
His answer to Oprah was a simple "YES".
Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show.
My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger.
Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put
Him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the
ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT.
PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW. Then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see the result. We have to see the
result of unity.
Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part in
the world. Stop buying any range of their product, perfume, cosmetics,
clothes, bags, etc.,
2) Scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg and London .
A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is
the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she
responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to
someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this
Flight is taken.
I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went
away and t hen came back a few minutes later. "Madam, Just as I thought,
there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the
captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class.
All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman
could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not Usual for our
company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first
class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." She
turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class."
At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had
Just witnessed stood up and applauded.
Both the above are true stories. If You are against racism, please send this message to all your friends;
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these pics were taken wen niagara was completely frozen in 1911. MAKES YOU WONDER JUS HOW COLD AND HOW LONG IT WAS THAT COLD!!!
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Great Writer... There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" ?. ?.. ???. ?.. He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages?.
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26th january
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immediately after boards wud be fine
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Vriti Edustore
