Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go?
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman: - I have to come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it..!
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, its 1258"
Q :) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A :) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
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