When Mr.Singh, our Indian President went to meet Mr. Bush, the American President, for a casual vist, Bush invited him to a forest. He said to dig 100 feet down in the forest. Mr. Singh did that and found a piece of copper wire. Bush said to him:"See, American were using telephones even 100 years back."
When Mr. Bush was invited back to India, Mr. Singh remembered to walk through the jungle. He said to Bush to dig there a 100 feet down. Bush did so. Then Singh said to dig an another 100 feet down. Again Singh said to dig a 200 feet more, Bush was angry and found nothing. Singh said,"See this, Indians were using telephones even 400 years back; but that was wireless technology !!!"
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ek sardar howrah se train me dilhi ja raha tha trail allahbad station me ruki sardar trail se utara train chali gai or ushi station me dalhi se howrah jane wali train aa gai sardar train me chardah or bola oyee yeh ki hoya abhi train sideh ja rahi the abhi ulti ja rahi hai sardar bola india great hai
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one day a sardarji went to the railway sation for booking his wife's ticket.
there was a big line so he was waiting for his turn. he saw every man was saying at the counter while asking for ticket "one punjab mail please".
when he came he said" one punjab female please" oye meri wife nu jaana hai ji.
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one day sardarji watching tv after sometime he change the channel to starmovies. there it appears ur watching star movies? sardarji gets fear how they knows i am watching star movies.
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Sardar ji had a big house and nice lawns. He felt that his gardener is not working properly and sitting all the time.
Sardar ji: "Kyu re, aisa hi baita rahega ya garden mein paani bi marega?
Maali: "Sahab, subah se bahut baarish ho rahi hain"
Sardar ji: "Oye, tho chatri pakad kar paani maar naa..."
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Sardar built 2 Swimming pools and he left one of them unfilled. When asked he said..."Oy thats for those who dont know swimming!"..
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A Sardar applied for admission to a Medical College. He never made it thru the Common Entrance Test (CET). And he just could not understand why!!!! > Here's his Answer paper. Define the following: > ANTI BODY - against everyone > ARTERY - the study of fine paintings > BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria > BENIGN - what you be after eight > BOWEL - letters like a, e, I, o, u. > CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome > CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of card playing > CAT SCAN - searching for a lost kitty > CHRONIC - the neck of a crow > COMA - punctuation mark > CORTISONE - area around the local court > CYST - short for sister > DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose > DILATE - the late British Princess Diana > DISLOCAT ION - in this place > DUODENUM - a couple in blue jeans > ENEMA - not a friend
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Policeman: The signs all say, Speed limit, 15 miles an hour.
Motorist: But officer, how could I read them when I was going over 50?
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Boarder: Does the water always come through the roof like this?
Landlord: No - only when it rains.
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Barber: Sir, Would you mind turning the other side of your face toward me?
Customer: Oh, are you through shaving this side?
Barber: No, but I can't stand the sight of blood.
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