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Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Lounge -> Disgraced to be an Indian....................are u???????????? -> Go to message
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hi :rofl: :lol: :drunk:
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Mechanics -> Projectile on Inclined plane -> Go to message
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\mbox{Considering X and Y axes as shown } \\ \\<br/>Final \ horizontal \ velocity=v_x=u \cos (\alpha - \beta) - g sin \beta t \\ \\ =0 \mbox{ As it falls perpendicular to the plane} \\ \\<br/>Thus , t=\frac{u \cos (\alpha - \beta)}{g \sin \beta} \\ \\<br/>R=\mbox{Range on inclined plane } \\ \\<br/>=u_xt +\frac{at^2}{2} \\ \\<br/>=u \cos (\alpha - \beta) \frac{u \cos (\alpha - \beta)}{g \sin \beta} - g \sin \beta \frac{[\frac{u \cos (\alpha - \beta)}{g \sin \beta}]^2}{2} \\ \\<br/>=\frac{\frac{[u \cos (\alpha - \beta)]^2}{g \sin \beta}}{2} \\ \\<br/>Also , \sin \beta=\frac{h}{R} \\ \\<br/>Hence, \\ \\<br/>\mboxed{h=\frac{[u \cos (\alpha - \beta)]^2}{2g}}
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Lounge -> BDAY greetings -> Go to message
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Happy birthday !!


 


 


 


 
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Lounge -> enjoy also !! :D -> Go to message
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After some tense happenings at goiit , i think this should cool off those who haven't seen these jokes before


 


Full story of what happened in MCG match !!


 


 


 


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Shocking pic of Mallika Sherawat !!!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 



 


 


 


 










 










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  Home  >>   Jokes  >>   Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 332 











Harry Potter In Bollywood! (Visual Joke)




Bollywood filmmakers are really excited about Harry Potter. A number of remakes are being planned, all of them hush-hush. Let's take a sneak peek into the scripts...





HARIBHAI KA SURROR - the movie, the real love story!







In this path breaking creation of modern cinema, Haribhai Topiwala is caught in a love triangle with a 7-year-old and a 30-year-old girl.





H COMPANY











KABHI HARRY KABHIE POTTER







The plot: The whimsical Harry Malhotra (guess who, SRK!) goes to Hazamgadh school of Pottery and Gardening. He's the elder son of the billion-dollar scion and owner of the Malhotra Group. The rest of the plot is self-explanatory. (How can it not be, if it can be summarized in 10 minutes!)





KKASAUTII POTTER KAY







Khari Potter is the youngest family member of the family. This TV series (telecast also in South Asia, America and Central Africa) is a 34,000-episode-long saga of how Khari Potter manages to see through the politics of the Potter family - the vamps, the cousins, the aunties,along with his wife and kids.





VIVAH LA POTTER







The plot: Prem Puttar, in love with lady Harminder Kaur, marries her!
 


 


 


 


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Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Lounge -> Profanity on goiit... -> Go to message
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Congratulations to our new moderators , they sure deserved it


 


Dunno why   hsbhatt  sir's name has not been included in the list though
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Electricity -> 2 METAL SPERES OF RADII R1 N R2 R KEPT WIDE APART, WHAT WILL BE THEIR CAPACITANCES???? -> Go to message
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Feynmann , can't we do it by finding the total energy of the system ie interaction energy + self energy and put it = Q^2 / 2C

to get C ie capacitance ?
Community shelf Community shelf -> Reason for not joining IIT -> Go to message
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LOL !!!
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Algebra -> sequence and series -> Go to message
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Expand it as

1^2 + 2^2 + 3^2 - ?????.+ 2002^2 + 2003^2
-2[2^2 + 4^2 + 6^2 - ?????.+ 2002^2 ]

=1^2 + 2^2 + 3^2 - ?????.+ 2002^2 + 2003^2
-2 * 2^2[1^2 + 2^2 + 3^2 + .... 1001^2]
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Physical Chemistry -> solid state.... -> Go to message
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From the figure it is clear that


\cos 45=\frac{1}{\sqrt{2}}=\frac{R}{r+R} \\ \\<br/>\sqrt{2}R=r+R \\ \\<br/>0.414R=r
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Games, Puzzles and Quizzes -> some queries Guys -> Go to message
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arey spidey
higher pressure is in smaller bubble

P is inversely proportional to R
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Games, Puzzles and Quizzes -> some queries Guys -> Go to message
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nope check again spidey

AB = 0
so A inverse A B= 0
so IB=0
or B =0

similarly A =0 can be proved

hence answer is b and d
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Lounge -> A wish -> Go to message
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Give me infinite wishes


Edit --> Damn it , didn't read that this wish was banned .


 


:rot :rot


 



 


:gu
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Mechanics -> arihant LOM --rates assured -> Go to message
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v=root2gh=10m/s
s=2m
v^2=2as
a=v^2/2s = 25 m/s^2
F=ma +mg (since it has done work against gravity first )
=7N
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Analytical Geometry -> concylic points -> Go to message
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thanks :D
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Analytical Geometry -> concylic points -> Go to message
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