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tan A means the axial position that is the end on position

a guitar without strings

actually the minimum force can be zero

if u place a metal block between the 2 charges the force experienced by the 2 is zero

in the formula

1/(4

₀k) qq/r² =F

k for a metal is infinity and hence F=0

thus the minimum force between the 2 charges can be zero.

THE UNITS AND THE VALUES

METRE(m)

1 m is equal to 1/40,000,000 of the Earth meridian passing through PARIS.

1m is equal to to 1,650,763.73 times the wavelength corresponding to the orange line emitted by a CRYPTON atom having an atomic mass of 86.

KILOGRAM (kg)

1 kg is equal to the mass of 1litre of pure water at a temperature of 15 degree C.

SECOND (s)

1 s is equal to 1/31,556,925.9747 of the period of revolution of the EARTH about the sun in 1900.

1 s is equal to 9,192,631,770 periods of radiation corresponding to a transition between certain two levels of a CAESIUM atom having an atomic mass of 133.

ACCELERATION

10²³ m/s² is the acceleration experienced by an electron in a hydrogen atom.

TIME

10¹⁸ s is the age of the EARTH.

10^-24s is the time it takes light to travel the diameter of a hydrogen nucleus.

MASS

10³⁰ kg is the mass of the sun.

10^-30kg is the mass of an electron.

DENSITY

4x10¹⁷ kg/m³is the density of nuclear matter.

10^-21 kg/m³is the average density of interstellar matter.

POWER

6x10⁶kW is the power of the Krasnoyarsk hydroelectric plant which is one of the largest in the world.

source: I.K.Kikoin and A.K.KIKOIN

METRE(m)

1 m is equal to 1/40,000,000 of the Earth meridian passing through PARIS.

1m is equal to to 1,650,763.73 times the wavelength corresponding to the orange line emitted by a CRYPTON atom having an atomic mass of 86.

KILOGRAM (kg)

1 kg is equal to the mass of 1litre of pure water at a temperature of 15 degree C.

SECOND (s)

1 s is equal to 1/31,556,925.9747 of the period of revolution of the EARTH about the sun in 1900.

1 s is equal to 9,192,631,770 periods of radiation corresponding to a transition between certain two levels of a CAESIUM atom having an atomic mass of 133.

ACCELERATION

10²³ m/s² is the acceleration experienced by an electron in a hydrogen atom.

TIME

10¹⁸ s is the age of the EARTH.

10^-24s is the time it takes light to travel the diameter of a hydrogen nucleus.

MASS

10³⁰ kg is the mass of the sun.

10^-30kg is the mass of an electron.

DENSITY

4x10¹⁷ kg/m³is the density of nuclear matter.

10^-21 kg/m³is the average density of interstellar matter.

POWER

6x10⁶kW is the power of the Krasnoyarsk hydroelectric plant which is one of the largest in the world.

source: I.K.Kikoin and A.K.KIKOIN

yaar koi to madad karo

SOS

Teacher: "Everyone wirte your lover's name on a piece of paper."
Girls after 2 seconds: "Finished madam!!"
Boys after 10 Minutes: Extra Sheet madam!!"
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Sardar to his father: "Papa, maine shaadi kerni hai."
Papa: "Puter kidhay naal?"
Sardar: "Papa dadi ama day naal."
Papa: "Oye! O meri maa aye!"
Sardar: "Te tusi meri maa naal kyon kiti?"
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A fat woman is waiting for a bus at a bus stop. How do you describe this is one word?
Answer: MOTIVATING!
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A sardar got an invitation to a party which said 'Red Tie Only." When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
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1 Kabutar ne sardar kay uper bitth kar di.
Sardar: "Oye teri maa ne tainu kacha pauna nahi sikhaya?"
Kabutar: "Saliya tu kacha pehan kay kerta hai?"
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A Sardar read the board on the road.
"Likhnay wala Brilliant, Parhnay wala Idiot."
Sardar angrily rubbed the board and wrote,
"Likhnay wala Idiot, Parhnay wala Brillant."
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WITTY NEWTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared......
since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!

THE DUMBEST KID

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey son, May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

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nope

SMART GIRL

He: hi,didn?t we go on a date once? or was it twice ??
She: must have been 1 i never make the same mistake twice

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He: will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry i'm having a headache this weekend :!:

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He: go on dont be shy ask me out
She: Okay GET OUT
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He: i think i can make you very happy
She: why ???????? are you leaving ??!!??!

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He: what would you say if i ask you to marry me
She: nothing i cant laugh and talk at the same time 8-)

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He: can i have your name??
She: why dont you have your own :wink:

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He: where have you been all my life ??
She: hiding from YOU :roll:

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He: have i seen you somewhere ????????
She: ya thats why i dont go there anymore

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He: can i buy you a drink
She: actually i rather have the money :idea:

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