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During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded
missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet
army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet
counter-missiles would be on their way.
This was their scenario.... ......... ....

But if there is a nuclear war between India and
Pakistan:
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile
towards India. They don't need any permission from
their order the countdowns. Indian technology is
highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army
detects the Pak Countdown prior to the launch, and
decides to launch a missile in retribution. But they
need permission from the Government of India. They
submit their request to the Indian President. The
President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime
Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS
meets, but   due to several walkouts and severe
protests by the opposition,   it gets   adjourned
and   adjourned   indefinitely. The President asks for
a quick decision.
In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off
due to technical failure. Their attempts   for a
relaunch are still on. Just then the Indian ruling
Party is reduced to a minority because a party   that
was giving outside support withdraws it. The
President asks the PM to prove his majority within a
week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence
vote, a caretaker government is installed. The
caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to
launch a nuclear   missile. But the Election
Commission says that a caretaker government can not
take   such a decision because elections are at hand.
A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme
Court alleging misuse of power by the Election
Commission. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of
the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take
this dec ision in view of the emergency facing the
nation. Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully
took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target,
on its own government building at 11.00AM.
Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee
had reached the office that early. In any case, the
nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in
flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better
technologies from China and USA. The Indian
Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a
nuclear   missile of its own, after convening an
all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army had sought permission.
But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity" ,
"anti-nuclear" activists come out against the
Government's decision. Human chains are formed and
Rasta rokos organised. In California and Washington
endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning    the
government and mentioning "Please forward it to as
many Indians as possible". On the Pakistan side, the
missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate
from target due to technical failures or high-speed
wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the
Indian Ocean killing some fishes.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service.
Since the Pakistan army   is unable to understand how
to modify its software, it hits its original
destination: Russia.

Russia successfully intercepts
the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear
missile towards Islamabad. The missile hits the
target and creates havoc. Pakistan cries for help.

India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and
sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G & Tiger
biscuits.

Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.

And we live happily ever after.. Jai Hind!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!....

Chain of bicycle moves through two sprockets, a big and a small, the bigger one is towards the paddle side and the smaller one is towards the rear wheel side

Consider a bicycle in which the bigger sprocket has:
Teeth: N₁, Radius: r₁, Angular speed: $\omega_1$

And the smaller sprocket has:
Teeth: N₂, Radius: r₂, Angular speed: $\omega_2$

Let the linear speed of chain be v.

Find a relationship between $\omega_1$ and $\omega_2$

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· Never be awful to anyone, that person you were awful to may teach you the most.

· Always remember...you are a somebody, God didn't take the time to create a nobody.

· Always smile, you never know whose day you might be making.

· Never 'forget' to say hi to anyone, never miss the chance to laugh or smile, never get too caught up in yourself that you forget to help others.

· Never forget that you aren't the only one with problems, and most of all...never forget that when you feel like you only have one friend, that friend will remind you of all the others.

· If you forget about all the bad things in life, the good will take over.

· If fear is staring you in the face, close your eyes so you don't have to look at it.

Be yourself, you can't be anyone else...The best you can be is you!

A lot of teens go through times when they feel depressed or feel that people hate them & they have no friends. Others just like to put down people and hurt others or make fun of them. I hate seeing that happen or hearing about it. It would hurt you if someone did that to you wouldn't it? Therefore I wrote this in hoping that someone might read it and find some sort of comfort or hope in themselves.

So always make it a point to laugh and smile & never let anyone know whether u are having a bad day or not. Then maybe everyone will feel better by seeing someone who can have a positive attitude about life.

Source: MotivateUs.com

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