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we can create a place where no gravitational field exists , provided the place does not have any mass.

according to the equation

g = GMm/r²

we need mass in order to create a gravitational field.

There is a fourth dimention called space-time. It is like a net. When we keep an object on a net , a depression or a curve occurs . This depression or a curve is gravity .Therefore we need mass to create gravity.

It is 72 - 2, not 72 + 2

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Hi guys & gals !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope you will really enjoy this one.....................

sardar: i think that girl is deaf!!!
friend : why do you think so ?
sardar : when i said i love you ........
she said maine kal hi naye jhute kharide they
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once santa, banta, gurpreet singh & chaman singh were lost in the woods.
they suddenly see a big mansion so they decided they will ask for the owner to help them.
they reached there & knocked the door
the owner appeared & said that he would give shelter to only one of them & said that everyone one by one will tell a joke & if one of the four will not laugh, then the one who told the joke will be shot down.
they all agreed.
so first it was the turn of gurpreet singh
so he told the joke.............................every one except santa singh laughed at his joke
the owner was astonished to see that............so as
santa dint laugh he shot down gurpreet singh.
now it was the turn of banta singh .
when he started his joke.....................................suddenly santa singh started laughing loudly
the owner was surprised & he told that banta had not even started his joke
santa said laughing " i know that...................but gurpreet's jokes was very funny..................."

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sardar got into a bus on 1st april when the conductor asked him for the ticket he gave Rs 10/- & took the ticket & said April fool
i already have a pass

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how will you destroy a submarine full of sardars?
Ans : simple. just knock the door & they will open it

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once sardar had parked his car in the 'no parking area
he comes back & finds a note saying "parking fine"
he writes a note & sticks to the pole saying "thanks for the compliments"

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once a sardar was waving his hand towards the sky..............
guess what he was trying to do?

Ans:trying to get TATA-SKY
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an american told a sardar that " hamare yahan shaadi e mail se bhi hoti hai
to that sardar answered accha hamare yahan toh shaadi sirf female se hoti hai

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hoped you liked it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pls comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gud 1.A part of it is in 10th std ncert text book

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gud one.but as you know,there is no screening test in jee.

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hey my altitude was 347, but now it is only 320.whats happening.

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