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u all r intelligent. i just got three
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Once Santa Singh was running very furiously. banta singh, who was watching him, asked him that why was he running very fast.
santa replied "yaar a bull was chasing me. but luckily it slipped and i got a chance to jump over the fence."
banta said "yaar u r very brave. if i were in ur place, i would have shat (past of shit) all over the place."
santa said "oye what do u think the bull slipped on !!! "
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an easy one...
who scored a hat-trick in an odi in the very first three balls of the match?
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once 2 frenz go to a jungle. they lost way and got stuck in it. now they decide to build a hut. they fetch some wood but unexpectedly a group of local tribals came up. they see the two breaking branches and came running to them to attack. one of the friends was good at climbing trees. so he climbed up one. the other left below was brutally beaten up by tribals.
same thing happened after two days.
this continued for at least 10 times. the one who did not know how to climb was fed up. he decided to teach the other friend a lesson. so he practiced climbing trees. after a week he too became an excellent climber. next time they went they again met th tribals. the new climber quickly climbed on a nearby tree an pushed the other person and let him fall off the tree. the tribals caught hold of him. their leader said "release this guy. get the one who climbs the trees. he is yet to be taught a lesson...................."
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7. raman
(dont go on photo)
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The rulz are simple. u have got just one second to answer the five questions below.
(please don't take much time to think). every correct answer means 1 point. if u exceed the time limit u wont get points. So let's begin.......
Questions-
1. u r in a race and are coming last. a guy overtakes u. what position will he be at after overtaking?
2. u r in the same race and are coming third. u overtake the person coming second. what position will now u be at?
3. enough racing! simply add these numbers.
1000 + 40 + 1000 + 30 + 1000 + 20 + 1000 + 10
whats the total?
4. shiela's mother has five daughters. nany, neny, niny, nony and ____.
whats the name of the fifth?
5. a dumb man goes to a store and asks for a toothbrush by rubbing his finger on his teeth. somehow the manager understands and provides him with one. now a blind man has to buy a stick for support . how would he explain the manager.
Answers
1. u r the last person. how can a guy be behind u to over take.
2. u will come second.
3. the total is 4100. use calculator to clear doubts
4. what's the first word of the question.
5. he wud simply say that he needs a stick.
Honestly reply how many u got right.
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Sorry i had made a mistake in typing. I have made the correction above in my sloution. it becomes 1/(e^(1/h)). but still the limit does not exist.
Sorry if i wasted ur time......
.......and nishant please explain what did u mean by saying that after differentiating the function still existed in infinity by infinity form. i couldnt get ur point.
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for LHL (left hand limit - as taught us in school) x approahes 0 from negetive side
so it is [x] [0-] (e1/x-1)/(e1/x+1) then put x = 0 - h . as x 0, h will tend to 0. putting in the function it becomes-
[h][0] (e-1/h-1)/(e-1/h+1)
 [ h][ 0] (1/e1/h-1)/(1/e1/h+1)
Now putting the limit in the above function gives -1
for RHL (right hand limit) x approaches 0 from positive side so function becomes
x] [0+] (e1/x-1)/(e1/x+1) putting x = 0 + h, x0, h0
now function becomes
  [h][0] (e1/h-1)/(e1/h+1)
now taking e1/h common from both numerator and denominator, it gets cancelled. now putting the limits gives the answer 1.
As LHL RHL so limit does not exist.
but by using L. Hospitals Rule it comes out to be 1.
So here is the paradox...
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I have a question.
[ x][ 0] (e1/x-1)/(e1/x+1)
As it is infinity by infinity form so we can use L Hospital's Rule. After using it the answer comes 1. But I tried to solve it using both LHL & RHL and then by deleting e1/x from both numerator and denominator.
LHL comes -1 and RHL comes 1 meaning limit does not exist. Please solve my confusion.
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