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There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.The hotel was inaugurated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next
day. A week passed but nobody turned up. WHY ? - B'cos there was a sign at
the entrance "Visitors not allowed".

After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto
garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment's and soon
started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car
to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2
days ,a week but no car came to their garage. WHY ? - B'cos their
garage was on the first floor.

After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi
driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Church gate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi.They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ? - B'cos all the four sardars
were sitting in the taxi.

All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldn't move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge. WHY ? - B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.

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hey i got 4 right.......
ALL THOSE WHO GOT 4TH Qs..........plz explain
well i had a logic......
in the 4 names.....nany, neny, niny, nony
the 2 nd letters r {a,e,i,o...}...........so i thought 5th name would be nuny.
i didn't get the ans.

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