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areeee my dera dear brother

before asking 4 a new book can u please tell me whether u have completed ur pradeep,s thorooughly

i mean if u have not
please do it
it is fantastic 4 theory

now it depends on ur 4 which exam u wanna prepare

get p bahadur 4 p.c
get mcq chemistry
sufficient

yes prateek is correct

http://www.goiit.com/posts/list/community-shelf-iit-jee-2007-expert-analysis-30497.htm

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come on see ,see ,see

into the que

very imp

now

it tis simple pnc que

no of lines will surely be

¹⁵C_{2
which join any two points
ie
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sorry frns i did

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

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***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****

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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

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Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

did i say anything wrong about nickels

areeeee bhai forum experts i cant understand one thing

why the processing of this goiit site is much much slower

see yesterday i went through pg no 170 0f community articles

there were articles on which date was mentioned 3 march

on it was yet written

awaiting review 4 nickels

just tell me what does this mean bhai

why u simply keep people waiting 4 pure 6 months

better write no nickles awarded so that the person may discard that profile and create a new with a new email id

see my example

please check my nudgebook and my profile

i jave posted nearly 24 articles as on till 15th october

please counts total hats recieved by me

in my profile it is shown just 4

but ur counting tells it more thgan 4 for sure ,is not it?

many of my articles are yet displaying no nickels awarded and i have asked no que since a few days untill yesterday when i created a new prifile

i think what i have told is in the betterment of all goiitians

please support me guys

Amazing Truth....

Date: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:50:43 IST

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Dearest Friends

The Most Selfish " 1 " letter word.

" I " ---> Avoid It

The Most Satisfying " 2 " letter words.

" We " ---> Use It..

The Most Poisonous " 3 " letter word.

" Ego" ---> Kill It..

The Most Used " 4 " letter word.

" LOVE " --> Value It.

The Pleasing " 5 " letter words.

" SMILE " -->Keep It.

The Fastest Spreading " 6 " letter word.

" RUMOUR " --> Ignore it..

The Hardest working " 7 " Letter Word.

"SUCCESS " --> Achieve it..

The Most enviable " 8 " letter word.

" JEALOUSY " --> distance It..

The Most Powerful " 9 " word letter word.

" KNOWLEDGE " --> Acquire It.

The Most essential " 10 " letter word

" CONFIDENCE " -- > "Trutst It.

reply me please

Next Time Wen U R Rejected in an Interview.......

Job rejected?
Next time your application for a job is rejected...

Dear [Interviewer's Name ]:

Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview].

After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite [Firm's Name]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

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sir points bhi to nice dijiye

Employee Rules and Regulations

*Dress Code*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.

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*Sick Days*

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

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*Personal Days*

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

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*Toilet Use*

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.

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*Lunch Break*

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.

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*Mails*

Don't read junk and forwarded mails.

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Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,

All questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.

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Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always
speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take
bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says Hey instead of Hi
Says Yogurt instead of Curd
Says Cab instead of Taxi
Says Candy instead of Chocolate
Says Cookie instead of Biscuit
Says **Free Way** instead of Highway
Says got to go instead of Have to go
Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says
Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on
complaining about it every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),
and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as
possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45
times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk
packet.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),
repeats Zee several times, if the other person
unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching
traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian
Road** Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of **Normal** Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in **India** as if
he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers
of Airways by which he traveled back to **India**,
even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India,
tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When
was in US...
HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN???????

arrree yar thiis concept is very nice and fanduu
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arrree yar thiis concept is very nice and fanduu
please rate