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Control








There were three guys talking in the pub.
Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives,
while the third remains quiet.


After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,


"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"


The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.
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The third fellow says, "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
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The Winner is always part of the answer;

The Loser is always part of the problem.

*********

The Winner always has a program;

The Loser always has an excuse.

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The Winner says, "Let me do it for you";

The Loser says, "That is not my job."

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The Winner sees an answer for every problem;

The Loser sees a problem for every answer.

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The Winner says, " It may be difficult but it is possible";

The Loser says, "It may be possible but i t is too difficult."

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When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong";

When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault."

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A Winner makes commitments;

A Loser makes promises.

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Winners have dreams;

Losers have schemes.

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Winners say, "I must do something";

Losers say, "Something must be done."

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Winners are a part of the team;

Losers are apart from the team.

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Winners see the gain;

Losers see the pain.

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Winners see possibilities;

Losers see problems.

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Winners believe in win-win;

Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.

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Winners see the potential;

Losers see the past.

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Winners are like a thermostat;

Losers are like thermometers.

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Winners choose what they say;

Losers say what they choose.

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Winners use hard arguments but soft words;

Losers use soft arguments but hard words.

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Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;

Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.

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Winners follow the philosophy of empathy: "Don't do to others what you would not want them to do to you";

Losers follow the philosophy, "Do it to others before they do it to you ."

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Winners make it happen;

Losers let it happen.

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Winners plan and prepare to win.

The key word is preparation.

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Good one........Family problems!!!!!!!!!








Cool One ..... Must Read


Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot
after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing

me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I

haven't even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to

marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a

hell lot of family problems."



The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my

story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.


"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter

and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's

father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.


More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother

and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.


And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break!!!!"
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Maths is magic- for the brainy folk








THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 3 and 999.


Multiply it by 3.


Now add 5 to the result.


Take away the number you first thought of.


Now add 7.


Subtract 2.


Add back the number you first thought of.


Now, close your eyes ...


















Dark , isn't it?
Community shelf Community shelf -> tautomerism -> Go to message
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i will tell u a fantastic concept in tautomerism


see

WHERE EVER U SEE THE FORM

H-A-B=Z

SIMPLY CONVERT IT IN THE FORM

--------------- A=B-Z-H


HERE H is hydrogen and A,B,Z are other atoms
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Are you feeling annoyed ???



by someone who keeps on asking questions.....

all with the same meaning...

Don't be...

Cause...

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A boy and a girl will have a date at a certain restaurant.


the BOY came an hour early...

the GIRL was an hour late...


GIRL ASK BOY:

ARE YOU MAD?

BOY ANSWERED:

NO.

GIRL ASKED:

ARE YOU SURE?

BOY SAID:

YES.

GIRL ASKED:

ARE YOU PRETTY SURE?

BOY (BEGINNING TO BE ANNOYED) SAID:

YES.

GIRL ASKED:

ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?

BOY (ANNOYED) SAID:

YES

GIRL ASKED:

ARE YOU A HUNDRED PERCENT SURE?

BOY (VERY ANNOYED) SAID:

YES.

GIRL THEN ASKED:

ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU ARE A HUNDRED PERCENT SURE THAT YOU ARE NOT MAD AT ME FOR BEING AN HOUR LATE???

BOY SHOUT:

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO REPEAT THAT SAME QUESTION??!!!

GIRL CRIED:

YOU ARE MAD AT ME...

WAAHHHHH..........................

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YOU'LL END UP IN MAKING THE PERSON CRY...


SO REMEMBER...

WHATEVER YOU DO...

JUST BE PATIENT...

IT HELPS TO BE PATIENT...
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The secret behind the T20 World Cup Victory !!!!!






In the post-match presentation,
Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for
winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves
the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."
Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great
teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."
Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"
Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind
this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"
Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play in
the final"..
Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he
could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs
from his 4 overs...."
Shastri, "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."
Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to
prepare for the final..."
Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped to prepare for the final...
he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni. . I am getting confused!"
Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he has failed Sehwag in the
fitness
test and so we managed to pick a good playing team..
thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact its
better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"
Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"
Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to
Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."
Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much
respect for the seniors....and you ...."
Dhoni interrupts.. .. "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in
the Group matches if
they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we
managed to play cricket and won the cup.."
Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single
mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "
Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he
has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that
there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake
has costed the game and won the cup..."
Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and that's the end of the great
Twenty-20 world cup...

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are the allylic and the alpha positions same for an organic compound
 
 
 
illustrate
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explain a clearcut difference when i say a rxn. is thermodynamically stable and another is kinetically stable.
 
 
 
illustrate
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in which all cases wagner merwein rearrangaments are reversible?
explainevery linked concept in detail.
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a perfect interview
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Solar System

 

Sun

diameter:
1 392 700 km

temperature at the center:
15 000 000 ° Celsius

temperature at surface:
5800 ° Celsius

time for one rotation:
at the equator about 25 days

proper motion:
with about 20 km/sec. in direction to constellation Herkules
 
 
 

Mercury

diameter:
4840 km

distance of orbit from Sun (average):
57 900 000 km

time for one turn around the Sun:
88 days

time for one rotation:
59 days

surface temperature:
-200 to +350 ° Celsius
 
 
 
 

Venus

diameter:
12 200 km

distance of orbit from Sun (average):
108 000 000 km

time for one turn around the Sun:
225 days

time for one rotation:
243 days

surface temperature:
about 460 ° Celsius
 
 
 
 

Earth


diameter: 12 757 km

distance of orbit from Sun (average):
150 000 000 km

time for one turn around the Sun:
365 days, 5 hours,
48 minutes, 46 seconds

time for one rotation:
24 hours

surface temperature:
-50 to +50 ° Celsius

temperature at the center:
7000 ° Celsius

satellites:
Moon
 
 
 
 

Mars


diameter:
6787 km

distance of orbit from Sun (average):
228 000 000 km

time for one turn around the Sun:
687 days

time for one rotation:
24 hours, 37 minutes

surface temperature:
-100 to +30 ° Celsius

satellites:
Phobos and Deimos
 
 
 
 

Jupiter


diameter:
142 870 km

distance of orbit from Sun (average):
778 000 000 km

time for one turn around the Sun:
12 years

time for one rotation:
9 hours, 50 minutes

surface temperature:
-130 ° Celsius

satellites:
16 + ring system
 
 
 

Saturn


diameter: 120 670 km

Mittlerer Sonnenabstand:
1 427 000 000 km

time for one turn around the Sun:
29,5 years

time for one rotation:
10 hours, 14 minutes

surface temperature:

satellites:
23 + ring system
 
 
 

Uranus


diameter:
51 000 km

distance of orbit from Sun (average):
2 870 000 000 km

time for one turn around the Sun:
84 years

time for one rotation:
16 hours

surface temperature:
- 200 ° Celsius

satellites:
Ariel, Umbriel, Titania, Oberon, Miranda, + ring system
 
 
 

Neptune


diameter:
49 200 km

distance of orbit from Sun (average):
4 496 000 000 km

time for one turn around the Sun:
164 years

time for one rotation:
16 hours, 3 minutes

surface temperature:
- 220 ° Celsius

satellites:
Triton and Nereid
 
 
 

Pluto


diameter:
2290 km

distance of orbit from Sun (average):
5 946 000 000 km

time for one turn around the Sun:
249 years

time for one rotation:
152 hours

surface temperature:
-238 to -228 ° Celsius

satellite:
Charon
 
Pluto has an extreme eccentric orbit. 1979 to 1998 he was closer to the Sun than Neptune.
 
 
 
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