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hey twinkle
i totally agree wid u
from wikkiepdia and google we ourselves can search ans
yaar u posted that article which i also wanna
for dis i am surely gonna rate u
plz ppl think abt dis
try to ans in ur own language and according to ur own imagination
PLZ DO NO COPY AND PASTE:(
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what abt dis.......
DO NOT GO WHERE THE
PATH MAY LEAD YOU,
GO WHERE
THERE IS NO PATH AND
LEAVE THE TRAIL................
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gr8 yaar
i am proud to be indian
:)
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too good
gr8 article bhuvana
SWATANTRATA DIWAS KI HARDIK BADHAIYA !!!!!!
:)
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haap independence day to all india rockssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vande mataram!!!!!!!!!!!
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i love
ye hosla-dor
heart beat(instrumental)-kal ho na ho
when yoy say nothin at all-ronan keating
if tomorrow never comes-ronan keating
mujhe pyar hai tumse-album
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gr8 work nivedh keep postin thing like this!!!!!!!!
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great work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."
SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"
The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.
"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.
It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you love.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.
But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our fami ly and friends .
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1
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the
train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u
Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
2
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night,
nobody
Will b there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody
was there
3
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing
the Form He had gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said "
FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
4
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and
Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He
opened a Saloon in Punjab !.
5
A Teacher lecturing on population - In
India afterEvery 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands
up- we must find & stop her!.
6
Sardar-why r all these people
running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If
only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
7
Sardar
had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter &
Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted
Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!
8
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON
ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE
FILM WAS
ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
9
A sardharji photographer focusing
a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives
beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
10
Teacher: "I killed a
person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future
tense is "u will go to jail".
11
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat
,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks
why
he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch
manager."
12
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a
open
mouth................. WHY?
because his doctor advised him
"Todays dinner should
be light"_-=
13
Sardarji was filling up
application form for a job.
He was not sure as to
what
to be filled
in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote :
Yes!
14
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I
SARDAR,SHE
SARDARNEE,
THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY
KIDNEY....
15
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his
college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper
is leaking...
16
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the
plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an
umbrella and go.
17
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have
a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not
santa
18
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM,DARLING ON
OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE
NUMBER
19
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question
ever - What will come first, Chicken or
egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order
first will come first.
20
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar
was
laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air
cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.
21
Sardar wins
20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting
tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20
Rs
back.!
22
A teacher told all students in a class to write
an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one
Sardarji.He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
23
Postman:- I Have To
Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far.
Instead u
could have posted it....
24
What does a sardar do after
taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.
25
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm
1yr elder
to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll
marry you
NEXT YEAR.
26
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911)
AT
EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE
PHONE.
27
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says...
Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
cold coffee Rs10
28) A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4
Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar
replied: Ok! We"ll
apply NEXT YEAR
29) Sardar's wish :when i die,i
wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin
like
all d passengers in d car he was driving..
31) Sardar at an Art
Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern
art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
32) Sardar
was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so
slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't
read very
fast.
33) Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard
in
punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies and are still
digging for more..
34)A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji
replied "Arey bhai
Manmohan is PM not AM".
35) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in
hospital. Man
says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning
of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
36)
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
his eyes closed.
His
wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while
sleeping.
A Friend can tell i can understand ur feelings, But A Real friend can tell I can feel ur Feelings.
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NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE
BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY
DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS
AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES
WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY................."
"TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS
EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU,
NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE....................... "
"NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS
WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE,
RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF
YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY
EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE...................... "
"ALWAYS HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE.
THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE IN EVERY PERSON.
EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY..................................."
"HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS.
BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT,
WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS !................"
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Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough".
The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom".
They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?".
"Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?".
"I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said.
"When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask what that means? ".
She began to smile. "That's a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone". She paused a moment and looked up as if trying to remember it in detail and she smiled! even more. "When we said , 'I wish you enough', we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with just enough good things to sustain them". Then turning toward me, she shared the following as if she were reciting it from memory.
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting.
I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess .
I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
She then began to cry and walked away.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them but then an entire life to forget them.
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