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Community shelf Community shelf -> jobs of Gods............................funny.................try it......... -> Go to message
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I found this page somewhere on the internet and thought I would share this with you..................


Brahma:   Systems Installation


Vishnu: Systems Administration & Support


Lakshmi: Finance and Accounts consultant


Saraswati: Training and Knowledge Management


Shiva: DBA (Crash Specialist)


Ganesh: Quality Assuarance & Documentation


Narada: Data transfer


Yama: Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant


Chitragupta: IDP & Personal Records


Apsaras: Downloadable Viruses


Devas: Mainframe Programmers


Surya: Solaris Administrator


Rakshasas: In house Hackers


Ravan: Internet Explorer WWWF


Kumbhakarnan: Zombie Process


Lakshman: Support Software and Backup


Hanuman: Linux/s390


Vaali: MS Windows


Sugreeva: DOS


Jatayu: Firewall


Dronacharya: System Programmer


Vishwamitra: Sr. Manager Projects


Shakuni: Annual appraisal & Promotion


Valmiki: Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)


Krishna: SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )


Dharmaraj Yudhishthira: ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)


Arjun: Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)


Abhimanyu: Trainee Programmer


Draupadi: Motivation & Team building


Bhima: MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM


Duryodhana: Microsoft product Written in VB


Karna: Contract programmer


Dhrutarashtra: Visual C++


Gandhari: Dreamweaver


100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and patches.................. comments awaited...........

Community shelf Community shelf -> IIT JEE 09 Declared -> Go to message
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oh sorry!!!!!!!! :)
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plzzz see this guys!!!
Community shelf Community shelf -> IIT JEE 09 Declared -> Go to message
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IIT JEE 09 Declared plzzz read...........
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> About IITs and JEE -> Is IIT jee2009 become objective & minimum percent is 75% in 12th -> Go to message
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OFFICIALLY DECLARED........................THE PAPER IS OBJECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Community shelf Community shelf -> Child's Definition of LOVE. -> Go to message
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thanxxx for the comments guys!!!
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the thing is, when u r in grief, everybody will come to console u........................ but very few will actually come to share it............ the kid helped him cry, he shared his pain, he didnt try to stop him from crying, thats what love is!!!! gt it!!!!
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> General -> i want to know number of atempts -> Go to message
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and its applicable for all categoreies...................no special for SC/ST/OBC candidates!!!!
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> General -> HEY GUYS!! I HAVE GOT A GREAT IDEA. ALL PEOPLE WHO LOVE PHYSICS M -> Go to message
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Why should i be left behind!!!! LET ME IN TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> General -> which book is best for JEE priperation for Physics other than HCverma. -> Go to message
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For problems refer I.E. Irodov..............
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> General -> why people study so muchhhhhhhhh -> Go to message
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ask them!!!! why dont you!!! some people do it for passion, some for a better job and i tell u i have seen many people who dont even study!!!
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Lounge -> comp safety and security -> Go to message
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yup follow the above.....................it will help!!!! but remember 1 thing...............

AN ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE IS ALSO A VIRUS IN ITSELF................. so dont be obsessed with that!!!!
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Mechanics -> very confusing??if velocity is equal to escape velocity,what will be path of body???????? -> Go to message
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r u sure about the method???? coz its quite logical..............i meant the satellite one....................

but about a rocket, how can it have a constant mass????

but suddenly turning off and engine slows down a car instantly????

I still have a doubt in that................plz explain!!!
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Lounge -> comp safety and security -> Go to message
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Or else, u can do this:

1) Go to Network Connections Folder.

2) Select your connection, right click and click on "Properties"

3) Go to "Options" Tab

4) In the "Dialing Options" section

5) Check the Boxes namely

i) Prompt for name and password, certificate etc
ii) Display progress while connecting.

And u r done!!!! ur computer is not insecure or sumthing.........................so chill dear lady!!!!


let me know...........ok???? have a good day!!! still any problem, nudge me!!!
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Lounge -> comp safety and security -> Go to message
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I think It can be fixed by following the steps:

Go to:

1) TOOLS > Internet Options
2) Go To "Connections" tab.
3) Select the option : "Never Dial A Connection"

press OK and restart

If it doesnt help, let me know............cheers............
 
 
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