two opposite suicides

kewl..!

thnz gayathri *

thankz !

two opposite suicides

well i copied it 4m mi mail box..! :)

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'

Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.. But your
Attitude should be +ve...

hmmm...

Have you seen a river over a river?

Water bridge .... over a river ....

Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe!

Water Bridge in Germany .... What a feat!

Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long.......now this is engineering!

This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and
West Germany , as part of the unification project. It is located in the city

of Magdeburg, near Berlin .
The photo was taken on the day of inauguration.

To those who appreciate engineering projects, here's a puzzle for you
armchair engineers and physicists.

Did that bridge have to be designed to withstand the additional weight
of ship and barge traffic, or just the weight of the water?
???

sourcr---> internet

gr8 one dude..!!

Do not worry about those who have come thru boats...Our forces can easily defeat them.WORRY about those who have come thru votes....Those are our REAL ENEMIES....really gud ..dude..!!

source ------> email

You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and
have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you
in the boat? How will you do it?
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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will
become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other
Cigarette

another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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If that was not enough even uptill now, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

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Kyun hain naaa deadly.....

konse browser mei chalaya tha ?mozilla ya internet explorer mei its workin...!

thankz..!

yaar 1000 ?

i guess its 5000... :O

well depends on seats availability..jz pray tat all the seats are not filled..!!!

ohk..

thnkz dude..!!

arre matlab sab ho kaise rha hai..?

the name of the clgs r flashin on a screen nd we have to choose 4m dem , sumthn lyk tat ? ?

two opposite suicides

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