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Above post is HILARIOUS Post ! Classic ! Extremely USefule too . RAte if you like it .

According to Bayer's conditional probability theorom . Asserting the condition that , the first 44000 EML Candidates have a EML party together somewhere in pakistan probability(p) , and there is a bomb blast there probability(p'=1) . You have a probability of making it to EML institutes r even IIT in second or later counselling . probability = px1 = p .

According to common sense p=0 .

Therefore your probability of getting a EML College is 0.

Hilarious ! Classix post . Rate if you like it . Hey ! Extremely useful too .

1.To wash dishes

2.To wipe off dirt from your table

O Sorry ! i forgot you dont get call letters for eml .

Get it? Its useless , unless you are in the top 2000 eml rank its all total useless.Actually its a way for IIT to tell you your jee rank .

For the top 2000 eml , they could get a eml institute or even IITS in second and later counselling .

are you mad !!???

For ranks like those people will pay lakhs .

You are a JEEqualified you will easily get an IIT

AT 8282 you can get BIT MESRA top branch in your state NIT , options in NIT SuratkalTirchy Warangal (the GEms)

AT 318BITSAT you get PILANI.

Are you mad???!

You you pee s eee !

Go for UPSEE not !

Look for AIEEE you get very good colleges at 30K , in state quota NITS and other non state colleges offered are gr8 too ( there is 50%reservation in state NITS for state's men and women ) .

So you neeed to make a chice between UPSEE and AIEEE.

Hope you get the best .

Please rate if helpful .

Hey Mr. Dubey , wat about BHU and Roorkee ???

Hey Plz rate above post its awesome .

At BITSAT 280 is gr8 you can get chemical at BITS Goa .

GO Goa !!!!

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME : hs ai opph ob op sc st

IN AIEEE INSTITUTE OPENING RANKS PAGE WAT DOES , hs ai opph ob op sc st MEAN

Or actually you could shoot the guard , get the keys and unlock the gate . Voila ! you have broken into IIT .

Do same for BITS .

Cautionary Note : The above procedure may lead to 5 to 6 years of imprisonment Subject to Jurisdiction ,

The Hard Way

yes my friend is.

hey wat will i get with 4034 AIR in JEE

Seedhey chalne par manzil to sab ko milti hain .

Par Kuch apne faaslein chunte hain .

Dont care , if you hav not cleared IIT ,

Success can be acheived in other ways too .

Men and women , the day has been declared . The existence of a life for us beyond which we live in has proven itself .

We had been boys and girls , studying and living and spending our time on our rules . Now its time to face the entrance to the horizon , to unimaginable things .

Few have cleared JEE , others will clear AIEEE , few others will clear BITSAT and more will clear other tests of wits .

Dont deprive yourself of respect even if you havent cleared JEE , i myself managed a meagre 4034 AIR , there are paths leading to glory still untrodded . Walk those and others may follow . Because real success is acheived , alone , not in hoardes and masses .

This is the beginning not the end , fellows . Some have had a good start , like Deccan Chargers whereas some like Royal Challengers fared weak in the start. That does not make a difference , we are all after all need to put in our best , work hard and smart beyond to become

THE BEST FINALISTS IN LIFE

Men and women , the day has been declared . The existence of a life for us beyond which we live in has proven itself .

We had been boys and girls , studying and living and spending our time on our rules . Now its time to face the entrance to the horizon , to unimaginable things .

Few have cleared JEE , others will clear AIEEE , few others will clear BITSAT and more will clear other tests of wits .

Dont deprive yourself of respect even if you havent cleared JEE , i myself managed a meagre 4034 AIR , there are paths leading to glory still untrodded . Walk those and others may follow . Because real success is acheived , alone , not in hoardes and masses .

This is the beginning not the end , fellows . Some have had a good start , like Deccan Chargers whereas some like Royal Challengers fared weak in the start. That does not make a difference , we are all after all need to put in our best , work hard and smart beyond to become

THE BEST FINALISTS IN LIFE

Men and women , the day has been declared . The existence of a life for us beyond which we live in has proven itself .

We had been boys and girls , studying and living and spending our time on our rules . Now its time to face the entrance to the horizon , to unimaginable things .

Few have cleared JEE , others will clear AIEEE , few others will clear BITSAT and more will clear other tests of wits .

Dont deprive yourself of respect even if you havent cleared JEE , i myself managed a meagre 4034 AIR , there are paths leading to glory still untrodded . Walk those and others may follow . Because real success is acheived , alone , not in hoardes and masses .

This is the beginning not the end , fellows . Some have had a good start , like Deccan Chargers whereas some like Royal Challengers fared weak in the start. That does not make a difference , we are all after all need to put in our best , work hard and smart beyond to become

THE BEST FINALISTS IN LIFE

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