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last 2 r nt dat much difficult if u hv a bit of imagination...nd i thnk tht mch every1 has...so dnt wory..u stnd a chnce..like 80% people dere sittin in xam wouldnt hv even a sngle idea wht to do as most fil d paper as a back up opt only...

thnx..

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom
was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat
and tidy. Then
he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the
centre of the
pillow.
It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition,
he opened
the envelope and read the letter with trembling
hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you, but
I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new
boyfriend John because
I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with John and he is
so nice to
me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too -
even with all his
piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's
not only the
passion Dad, I'm pregnant and John said that he wants
me to have the
kid and that we can be very happy together.
Even though John is much older than me (anyway, 42
isn't so
old these days is it?), and has no money, really
these things
shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't
you agree?
John has a great CD collection; he already owns a
trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. It's
true he has other girlfriends as well but I know
he'll be faithful
to me in his own way. He wants to have many more
children with me
and that's now one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and
he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with
our friends for
all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,
we'll pray
that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can
get better; he
sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take
care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to
visit so you can
get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet,
and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in
life than my report card that's in my desk centre
drawer. Please
sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

With excess of oxyden sodium forms and with limited oxygen

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. After applying lipstick in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints [purportedly practicing the perfect pucker].

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together who wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 pm.

They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was to remove the waxy lipstick, and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The custodian then demonstrated...

He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.

hey man this is a site where we discuss quetions n al nd not "hostel strength"..nywys its 3 to 4 per room...

ya yaar...itna toh pada likha hun hi main... :-p

be confident...nd anothr tip...go through previous year aieee papers once...

thnx man...

shit man...plz tel me this is al fake...bcoz m expectn a good rank...if al d seats r sold out hw wil get admsn..???

for theory then go forPHYSICS: resnick hallidayCHEMISTRY: morrison boyd(organic)J.D.LEE(inorganic)...for maths i can nly suggest for calculus...i.e.,"text book of calculus bu dr.k.c.sinha.."

dude..this method i also know...some kind of shrtcut...bcz while givin tht xam most of d questns had to be slvd within a minute or less..i smwhre read abt some elimination method...if you knw plz help me..

paper 2 was a little tough especially maths...but chemistry was a piece of cake in both papers....it went smoothly...as for physics it was okyish

wil do tht nd you al keep contributing to goiit...nd for al read d topic "curses on goiit"...i just post al dis for some refreshment of you all...

hey...can ny1 tel me d method to find inverse of a matrix...bcz in my viteee there was a inverse question whch was time consuming...ny shrtcuts ?? plz help

i think so...but even if it isnt still do it...u never know when something comes in use..

thts d point...to refres you all...so tht u cn al strt solvn more probs...

puttin ur reply in proper words...those free electrons are having "brownian motion" whch is d random motion of electrons...when a electric current is applied the electrons start flowing in a particular direction....this creates a electric field.. the net field is zero is because al the charges surround the outer area of the plate nullifyn d electric field inside the conductor...correct me if i m wrng...nd tke d help of some forum expert 2...

3-d views of objects...2-d views....general figures like hexagonal pyramid or pentagonal prism....to complex figure like combination of 2 solid figures...or somtimes machine parts...they will be simple ofc...it will be normal figures.....

it would be bttr if can drw gud 3-d views of objcts...nywys best of luck...

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ... "

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