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Community shelf Community shelf -> Applicattion form form "LOK SABHA" elections....!!!!!!!!!! -> Go to message
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1.Name of Candidate: _______________________

 

 

 

2.Present Address:

 

(i.)Name of Jail: _______________________

 

(ii.)Cell Number: _______________________

 

 

 

3.Political Party: _______________________ *List ONLY the Last Five

 

parties in Chronological (Order)

 

 

 

4.Sex: [ ]

 

A- Male

 

B- Female

 

C- Mayawati

 

D- Uma Bharathi

 

 

 

5.Nationality: [ ]

 

A- Italian

 

B- Indian

 

 

 

6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

 

A- Defected

 

B- Expelled

 

C- Bought out

 

D- None of above

 

E- All of above

 

 

 

7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)

 

A- To make money

 

B- To escape court trial

 

C- To grossly misuse power

 

D- To serve the public

 

E- I have no clue

 

(Ifyou choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized

 

GovernmentPsychiatrist)

 

 

 

8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?

 

A- 1-2 yrs

 

B- 2-6yrs

 

C- 6-15yrs

 

D- 15+yrs

 

 

 

9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Useas many

 

Additional Sheets as you want)

 

 

 

10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]

 

(Donot confuse with question 8)

 

A- 1-2 years

 

B- 2-6 years

 

C- 6-15 years

 

D- 15+years

 

 

 

11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]

 

A- Why not

 

B- Of Course

 

C- Definitely

 

D- I deny it all

 

E- I see a foreign hand.

 

 

 

12.What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]

 

A- 100-500 Crores

 

B- 500-1000 Crores

 

C- Overflow...

 

(Convertall your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

 

 

 

13.Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind?

 

 

 

A- No

 

B- No

 

C- No

 

D- No

 

 

 

14.Describe your achievements in space provided:

 

[_________]

 

 

 

Issued in public interest by

 

Election Commission of India,

 

India

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Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Lounge -> those who wana rates please just reply as -> Go to message
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yar tu toh bht hi khali nikla...pad likh le...bachpan mein suna nahi...

"padh likh ke banega nawab,khele ga kodega..." baki yad nahi...

Catalogs Discussion Forums -> About IITs and JEE -> How I prepare for both IIT-JEE and examinations of class 11 and 12. what is best-a non attending cla -> Go to message
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i would say resonance in kota...but 1st check out the faculty in both...

Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Non IIT Institutes -> Cut of For manipal...??? -> Go to message
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i heard tht manipal paper cme a little tough...lagta hai ab isi ke sath guzara karna padega... ;-)
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Non IIT Institutes -> Cut of For manipal...??? -> Go to message
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is it so low..??? stndrds gir rahe hain kya sab institutes ka...???

 

Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Non IIT Institutes -> DO YOU THINK AIEEE WILL BE TOUGH? -> Go to message
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from wht i hv heard...this year would be a little tough...d no of candidates hv gone up...nd al in al..they r tryn to come up to the standrds of jee...so hope 4 d best...

nd mind it...d paper shld be tough...bcz thts d nly chnce 4 us...kynki "GOVT OF INDIA" hmre sath nhi hai reservation ke form mein...

 

Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Non IIT Institutes -> Cut of For manipal...??? -> Go to message
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What would be the cut of for manipal university...??? ny ideas...???

Community shelf Community shelf -> Doubt In Mahabharta -> Go to message
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In some remote village of India , one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha
to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.


Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to
kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n
kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a
doubt (sounding nervous n confused)

Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in mahabharata then how
come u have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him,
then WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME JAIL ?


Masterji Fainted........................

Community shelf Community shelf -> How to Detect A two Way Mirror -> Go to message
This Post 29 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 7 votes )   [?]

(Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S? - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror & is also shown in Hindi Movie HUMRAAZ) How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not (Not a Joke!) Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware.
Many of the hotels and ready made apparel showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately. HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, trial / changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, r actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them). There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There is someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the Surface. Keep it in mind!

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9 for the cute lady....

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Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Organic Chemistry -> Phenol, when it first reacts with concentrated sulphuric acid and then with concentrated nitric -> Go to message
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1 option is d correct ans...
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Organic Chemistry -> Phenol, when it first reacts with concentrated sulphuric acid and then with concentrated nitric -> Go to message
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Step 1 :- Sulphonation with conc H2SO4

Step 2 :- Reaction With Conc HNO3

Explaination:-

First sulphonation is d means to block para position and to reduce the reactivity phenolic ring against strong oxidising agent HNO3. (The use of conc HNO3 over phenol cause the oxidation of ring mainly). the strong acidic medium in the second step cause desulphonation also..

Hope i helped..rate my reply..

Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Coaching Institutes & Course Material -> Which FIITJEE is best - Kalu Sarai [ South Delhi ] or Punjabi bagh [ North - West Delhi ]? -> Go to message
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both r gud optns...but u havae 2 decide tht u hv conc power or not...or comes up at tht...nywys go for kalu sarai...faculty is gud...

 

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Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Electricity -> what is meant by "electric lines of force are discontinuous" ? -> Go to message
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it is hypothetical...but by usual they mean tht whn the electri field lines travel from some +ve quantity to -ve particle the region inside d particle doesnt have ny elctrc lines of force by whch it is assumed tht it has discontinous lines of force unlike magnetic field lines...hope it was of help 2 u...

 
 
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