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Tagged with:          [Post New]posted on 18 Jul 2007 10:28:33 IST    
Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has
the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front
of Einstein...........

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton
standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not
Newton..........

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That
makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared
is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!


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