"How do I look?"
What it really means: "Tell me I am attractive. Now."
"Do you think she's pretty?"
What it really means: "Prove to me you aren't attracted to other women."
"Where do you want to go tonight?"
What it really means: "Read my mind."
"What are you thinking?"
What it really means: "Give me an excuse to yell at you."
"How was your day?"
What it really means: "Ask me how my day was."
"Don't our married friends seem happy?"
What it really means: "I want to get married."
"Do you love me?"
What it really means: "Lavish me with compliments or I'm leaving you." OR "I am a clingy psychopath, please dump me."
"Why?"
What it really means: I'm not sure, actually
"Do you want to try new things?"
What it really means: "I want to know exactly how much of a pervert you are."
"How come we don't ________ anymore?"
What it really means: "You're getting boring, and I am going to cheat on you next week if you don't do something interesting soon."
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