Top 10 sardarji inventions............
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3) Submarine revolving door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag
Once there were four guys , hindu,muslim,sikh and christian.They all started an arguement about hanuman ji.
The matter of their arguement was the religion of hanuman ji. First of all Hindu came forward and said Ram ji was hindu ,
hanuman ji was his follower so hanuman ji was also hindu.
Then the muslim guy quickly responded at this and said hanuman is a muslim name
jaise rehman suleman waise hi hanuman. The christian guy said no it is an
english name just like heman and superman (heman,superman,hanuman).
At this the sardar ji got angry and said
"Jo insaan kisi doosre ki bBewee (wife) ke liye apni poonch mein aag lagwa sakta hai,wo sardar ke siwa koi nahi ho saktaa"
what is a sikh scuba diver called?
jal-andhar singh.
what is history of punjab called?
sarson-da-saga.
what would punjabi international airlines be called?
kitthe pacific.
what would national airlines be named?
itthe pacific.
what do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
just-beer singh.
what do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
just-one singh.
Paint the highway
A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.
On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.
Then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better.
Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."
A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching
he is swetting in his seat when his friend asks him 'kyon sardarji,
kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai??'
Sardarji replies 'Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata
Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you measure a surd's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear!
Q: Why do surds wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SURD BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SURD THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a surd laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the surd doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the surd stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why do surds work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What did the surd do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: Why did god give surds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q: How do you confuse a surd?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why can't surds make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do men like surd jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you do when a surd throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."
Q: What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Q: What surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already
has one and he wants one more..)
A: He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!
Q: THINK about it.
A: I don't have to think.... I'm surd !!
Q:) why does a sardar smile during lightning?
A:) He thinks his photograph is being taken!
Q:) Why did a sardarji took a binocular to a funeral?
A:) Because it was a close friend of sardarji....
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