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Tagged with:    [Post New]posted on 15 Dec 2007 00:37:46 IST    
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and un-kept. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens is, people don't go to Him."
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pratikanand
pratikanand is offline comment by pratikanand    (posted on 15 Dec 2007 02:11:38 IST)
where is god??

kii pataa. manne to sirf feel hota hai lolz

(see my tagline : I feel like....i feel like GOD)
rajat.khanduja
rajat.khanduja is offline comment by rajat.khanduja    (posted on 15 Dec 2007 12:59:48 IST)
I being an atheist do not believe in the existence of god. Well its a good article.
siddharthsaxena
siddharthsaxena is offline comment by siddharthsaxena    (posted on 15 Dec 2007 15:47:05 IST)
i wish to give u more rates
COOOL_HONEY
COOOL_HONEY is offline comment by COOOL_HONEY    (posted on 15 Dec 2007 16:02:11 IST)
good
prakhar_galaxy
prakhar_galaxy is offline comment by prakhar_galaxy    (posted on 15 Dec 2007 17:19:24 IST)
excellent yaar
gain
gain is offline comment by gain    (posted on 15 Dec 2007 17:29:55 IST)
wonderful
mk_suhas
mk_suhas is offline comment by mk_suhas    (posted on 15 Dec 2007 20:23:23 IST)
Thank you all for your comments....
saurabh_reincarnated
saurabh_reincarnated is offline comment by saurabh_reincarnated    (posted on 6 Feb 2008 23:07:33 IST)
gud story ...........
something to learn...................
thats why the word belief always holds right in every case
lakshmis.kvasn
lakshmis.kvasn is offline comment by lakshmis.kvasn    (posted on 7 Feb 2008 14:47:35 IST)
That was a perfect shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mk_suhas
mk_suhas is offline comment by mk_suhas    (posted on 7 Feb 2008 18:39:16 IST)
thanks for the comments... :-)
sti
sti is offline comment by sti    (posted on 7 Feb 2008 19:03:54 IST)
gud logic

nice article
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jasss is offline comment by jasss    (posted on 11 Feb 2008 16:39:18 IST)
really nice....
thevyzz
thevyzz is offline comment by thevyzz    (posted on 26 May 2008 20:32:12 IST)
Just change 'customer' to 'Al Gore' and 'God' to 'ManBearPig' and you would see the supremely funny logic used.
umang
umang is offline comment by umang    (posted on 26 May 2008 21:40:03 IST)
nice article !
well done !
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