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Tagged with:    [Post New]posted on 30 May 2008 12:07:19 IST    

 


   Hello Friends..................................


 In TN, well Known Person, Mr Jeppiaar, Chairman of Self Financing Engg Colleges Association, who always speaks in English...Sathyabama college Students have Collected & published the Book Jeppiaar's Spoken English... Njoy ...........with his..............English..............

 

 

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Mr. Jeppiar.


The stalwart talks to his students:


# At the ground:

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All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).


 


# To a boy, angrily:

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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?


 


# While punishing students:

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You, rotate the ground four times...

You, go and understand the tree...

You three of you stand together separately.

Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)


 


# Sir at his best:

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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.

So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"




# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....




Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...


Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).


At Sathyabama college day 2002:


"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"


At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003:


"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police" ......


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viswanath
viswanath is offline comment by viswanath    (posted on 30 May 2008 13:06:13 IST)
Couldnt control my laughter...........!
abhay_yadav80
abhay_yadav80 is offline comment by abhay_yadav80    (posted on 30 May 2008 15:38:41 IST)
thats great yaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
:)
drritu
drritu is offline comment by drritu    (posted on 30 May 2008 17:30:04 IST)
its toooooooooooooooooooooo gud
very funny
hahahaah..........................
really cant control laughter
youuknowwwhoo
youuknowwwhoo is offline comment by youuknowwwhoo    (posted on 30 May 2008 19:25:06 IST)
:D , great one
kanika147
kanika147 is offline comment by kanika147    (posted on 30 May 2008 21:37:14 IST)
great yaaaaaaaar.........

nice job.............
can't imagine.....
want...to meet this...person..!!..lolz
MUDIT
MUDIT is offline comment by MUDIT    (posted on 30 May 2008 21:44:14 IST)
i can't stop laughing
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goooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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