Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?



Customer: A white one...



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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.



Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?



Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.



Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...



Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....



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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.



Customer: Your left or my left?



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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?



Male customer: Hello... I can't print.



Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...



Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damnit!



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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.

Every time I try it says'Can't find printer'.

I've even lifted the printer and placed it infront of the monitor, but

the computer still says he can't find it...



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Customer: I have problems printing in red...



Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?



Customer: No.



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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?



Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.



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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.



Customer: It's not working.



Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?



Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's

happening...



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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.



Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?



Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.



Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.



Customer: OK



Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?



Customer: Yes



Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?



Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!



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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital

letter V as in Victor, the number 7.



Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?



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A customer couldn't get on the internet.



Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?



Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.



Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?



Customer: Five stars.



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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?



Customer: Netscape.



Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.



Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.



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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!



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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?



Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?



Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?



Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?



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Helpdesk: How may I help you?



Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.



Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?



Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?:bigsmile: