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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 27 Jun 2008 22:21:49 IST
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HI FREINDS,,THIS POST JUST IS CHILLING OFF UR AS WELL AS WELL AS THE READER'S ,,HEY ALL PLZ POST ANY JOKE(NO NON VEG JOKES PLZ) WHICH U WANT TO SHARE...
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27 Jun 2008 22:23:02 IST
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ME STARTING FIRST
RAM:-SHYAM AGAR TU BATA DE KI MERI TOKRI MEIN KYA HAI TO SARE KE SARE ANDE TERE.(SHYAM THINKING)..RAM:-CHAL AGAR TU YE BATA DE KI YE KITNE HAIN TO 8 KE 8 TERE..(SHYAM THINKING)...RAM:-CHAL TU YE BATA DE KI YE KIS JANWAR KE HAIN TO MURGI BHI TERI..(SHYAM THINKING)...SHYAM 1/2 HR BAAD..BHAI THODA HINT TO DE
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27 Jun 2008 22:23:59 IST
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a man sits in a rick with his wife and ses driver adjusting mirror to sse his wife .. he shouts and says "teri toh mari wife ko dekhta hai!!! rukh tu peeche baith main rick chalaoonga!!!"
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FAILURE IS NOT FALLING IN LIFE BUT NOT RISING AGAIN AFTER FALLING!!!!!!
I LIKE WAVES NOT BECAUSE THEY RISE AND FALL..
BUT BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY FALL THEY RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!
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27 Jun 2008 22:24:44 IST
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a kid asks hsi father:"dad y r there two swimming pools here???"dad says "son the one with water is for those who know swimming and empty one for those who dont know swimming....
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FAILURE IS NOT FALLING IN LIFE BUT NOT RISING AGAIN AFTER FALLING!!!!!!
I LIKE WAVES NOT BECAUSE THEY RISE AND FALL..
BUT BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY FALL THEY RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!
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27 Jun 2008 22:26:21 IST
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once there is fight between heaven and hell...
heaven says"we will file a case against u . u have taken away all our good people"
hell says"no problem we have all the lawyers to our side...
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FAILURE IS NOT FALLING IN LIFE BUT NOT RISING AGAIN AFTER FALLING!!!!!!
I LIKE WAVES NOT BECAUSE THEY RISE AND FALL..
BUT BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY FALL THEY RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!
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27 Jun 2008 22:26:43 IST
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Teacher: i will diffrentiate u and than integrate u...
Stu: i m e^x ukhade le jo ukhadna hain.
kaisa laga??
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Amit srivastava
Always for u!!!
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27 Jun 2008 22:27:08 IST
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boy:mujhse shaadi karogi???
gal:r u mad??
boy acchi movie hai naa..........
gal:kutte ke bacche......
boy:wat??????????????
gat: bhot hi cute hote hain naa......!
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27 Jun 2008 22:28:42 IST
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VIT takes over IITs and MIT................
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Woods are lovely dark and deep
But i have promises to keep
And miles to go before i sleep
And miles to go before i sleep
" HAVE A NICE DAY "
     
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27 Jun 2008 22:33:45 IST
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DER RAAT KO SOTE SOTE CHINTU UTHA AUR PAPA KO JAGANE LAGA....CHINTU:-PAPA UTHO PAPA UTHO...CHINTU KE PAPA:-KYA HUA BETA KYA PARESHANI HAI??...CHINTU:-PAPA AAP NEEND KI DAWAI LENA TO BHOOL HI GAYE...
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27 Jun 2008 22:36:47 IST
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this joke is in haryanvi if any1 understand the plz reply
Ek baar ki baat se, ek JAT ram desi aadmi ghana e sehat te kamjor tha ar wo aapni khaat gali mei ghaal ke baitha hooka pivah tha. Gaal mah shaami tah ek tampo aala aagya :
Tampo aala: Pahlwaan hatiye bhai , diye maadi se jagah ....
JAT bolya : leh bhai jab tane Pahlwaan e kah diya to eeb to upar ke taar le jya!!
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27 Jun 2008 22:41:47 IST
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hmmmm..............in reigonal language...........heres one in mine(kumaoni)
tum le smart,me le smart, tumar rang le saaf myar rang le saaf, bus ek nanu nan fark chu.........mein dil bati saaf tum dimag bati saaf!.......
hope u got it!...:P:P
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27 Jun 2008 22:50:48 IST
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If the Government Stops Funding Space Exploration...
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27 Jun 2008 22:55:02 IST
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r u frm UK ...........gns n roses........vaise if u r saying dat den it means........u(guns n roses) is clean frm head n m(pink_ele) is clean frm heart..........so as a pt of joke u r wrng not me:P
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27 Jun 2008 22:56:00 IST
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JOKES
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27 Jun 2008 22:58:21 IST
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