Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in



obvious situations :







1. At the movies,When you meet



acquaintances/friends...







Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?







Answer:- Oh don't you know? This is the new Sabji mandi!!



2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled



shoes steps on your feet...







Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?







Answer:- No, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you



try again







3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...







Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.







Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?







4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter







Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??







Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated



cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.







5. At a family get-together:When some distant aunt



meets you after years







Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.







Answer:- Well you too haven't particularly shrunk



yourself!!







6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...







Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?







Answer:- No, he's a wife-beating, insensitive S.O.B.



...it's just the money.







7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone



call...







Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?







Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu



tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was



sleeping? :0







8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently



shorter hair...







Stupid Question:- Hey did you get a haircut?







Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...







9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects



in your mouth...







Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?







Answer:- No it wont. It will be real fun.







10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in



your office asks...







Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.







Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.....it was a piece of



chalk and now it's in flames!?!!