SOME COOL JOKES~~~~~~~~~~~

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If the Titanic was made in India



1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship



2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and

ofcourse singing in the rain



3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"



4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still

survive,but the villian would die in the first dip



5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero

a lesson



6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.



And last but not least



7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC

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Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-



1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan andChhote miyan.



2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.



3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.



4)F1 - Guide.



5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.



6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.



7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.



8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.



9) Super User Password - Gupt.



10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.



11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.



12) Server -Godfather.



13) Proxy Server - Padosan.



14) Security -Nakabandi.



15) Storage - Tehkhana.



16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.



17) Computer without RAM -KoraKagaz.



18) Computer whose OS is DOS -Buddha mil gaya.



19)System which frequently requires bootable disk -Sharabi.



20) DumbTerminal -Anari.



21) Mouse - Jaanwar.



22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.



23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.



24)Tempo rary file - Khote Sikkey.



25) Operator vs Computer - Meinkhiladi Tu Anadi.



26) NRI - Phir bhi Dil hai Hindustaani

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Roles in Heaven

Brahma

Systems Installation



Vishnu

Systems Administration & Support



Lakshmi

Finance and Accounts consultant



Saraswati

Training and Knowledge Management



Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)



Ganesh

Quality Assuarance & Documentation



Narada

Data transfer



Yama

Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant



Chitragupta

IDP & Personal Records



Apsaras

Downloadable Viruses



Devas

Mainframe Programmers



Surya

Solaris Administrator



Rakshasas

In house Hackers



Ravan

Internet Explorer WWWF



Kumbhakarnan

Zombie Process



Lakshman

Support Software and Backup



Hanuman

Linux/s390



Vaali

MS Windows



Sugreeva

DOS



Jatayu

Firewall



Dronacharya

System Programmer



Vishwamitra

Sr. Manager Projects



Shakuni

Annual appraisal & Promotion



Valmiki

Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)



Krishna

SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)



Dharmaraj Yudhishthira

ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

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Kyun chalti hain pawan,



Because of evaporation .



Kyun jhoome hain gagan,



Because of earth's rotation.



Kyun machalta hain mann,



Because of disorder in digestion.



Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!





Kyun gum hain har disha,



Because u have poor sense of direction.



Kyun hota hain nasha,



Because of drug addiction.



Kyun aata hain mazaa,



Because u enjoy the situation.



Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!





Kyun aati hain bahar,



Because of change in season.



Kyun hota hain karar,



Because of taking tension.



Kyun hota hain pyaar,



Because of opposite attraction.



Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

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SENDING U NEWTONS THREE LAWS--



first law:





a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.







second law:





the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance.







third law:





the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

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