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Tagged with:       [Post New]posted on 17 Apr 2007 22:35:12 IST    
Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!



Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive
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shubham.123
shubham.123 is offline comment by shubham.123    (posted on 17 Apr 2007 22:45:17 IST)
gr8888888888888888888888888888888888
pranav.singh02
pranav.singh02 is offline comment by pranav.singh02    (posted on 17 Apr 2007 23:35:50 IST)
great jokes .
prakhar_galaxy
prakhar_galaxy is offline comment by prakhar_galaxy    (posted on 18 Apr 2007 10:00:05 IST)
yaar u r gud businessman
gayathri is offline comment by gayathri    (posted on 18 Apr 2007 13:08:10 IST)
wow!! its cool
Orloff
Orloff is offline comment by Orloff    (posted on 18 Apr 2007 13:49:43 IST)
wah !! nice post..
nalini
nalini is offline comment by nalini    (posted on 18 Apr 2007 17:47:31 IST)
nice
amangem
amangem is offline comment by amangem    (posted on 18 Apr 2007 18:53:27 IST)
hey dont u ever find something of academic interest.....even though u r posting these articles in the academic section ....just for salutes ???
neways ... gr8 jokes
ritu_007
ritu_007 is offline comment by ritu_007    (posted on 18 Apr 2007 21:14:05 IST)
good one.
ishan.maheshwari is offline comment by ishan.maheshwari    (posted on 3 May 2007 21:47:15 IST)
i wondeer why you have submitted this article under academics tag ?
Rachana4
Rachana4 is offline comment by Rachana4    (posted on 3 May 2007 22:15:28 IST)
hahahahaha.
luk at d tag
Rachana4
Rachana4 is offline comment by Rachana4    (posted on 3 May 2007 22:16:22 IST)
u mean u want us 2 study dis
surbhihablani_1
surbhihablani_1 is offline comment by surbhihablani_1    (posted on 5 May 2007 21:31:19 IST)
tusi gr8 ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gr8 brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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