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CHEMISTRY OF GIRLS


SYMBOL- MISS

ATOMIC WEIGHT HIGHLY VARIABLE

ATOMIC NUMBER 420


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES


1 BOILS VERY RAPIDLY

2 FREEZE VERY QUICKLY

3 MELTS QUICKLY ON RECEIVING GIFTS



CHEMICAL PROPERTIES


1 VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE

2 POSSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD, SILVER & OTHER COSTLY ITEMS

3 VIOLENT REACTIONS IF MADE TO WAIT & LEFT ALONE

4 TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF

SAME SPECIES


OTHER PROPERTIES


1 STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER

COSMETICS

2 NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16

3 CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY


USES


1 A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS

2 BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT


CAUTION


1 HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE

2 HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK

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