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Here are some sought of PJ's
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

BOY : May I hold your hands?
GIRL : No thanks,  they aren't heavy
 
height of suicide: A dwarf jumping from a footpath!
 
height of secrecy: Distributing blanck visting cards!
 
-Shreya

You cannot control circumstances..... But you can control thinking over them......
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