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HEIGHTS OF REPETITON:
         U forwarding a mail to someone and
        recieving the same mail
      forwarded
      from him to you.

     HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
         Two persons sitting side by side using
         mails to communicate with
        each
       other.

     HEIGHT OF COWARDNESS:
         Two persons fighting through mails.

     HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
         You recieving no mails for a week.

     HEIGHT OF FRUSTATION:
         The mail server being down.

     HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
         Writing a intimate one and doing a reply all..

     HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:
         A person sending the mail to a girl wanting to
       become friends and
    getting a reply.

     HEIGHT OF HEIGHTS:
         A person sending a mail to himself! .

    Height of Confusion:

    Two earthworms making love in a
    bowl of noodles.

    #Height of Honesty:
     A pregnant woman asking the bus
    conductor for one & a half ticket.

    #Height of Foolishness:
    A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of
    a glass door.


    #Height of Patriotism:
    Pooja Bedi recommending Khadi Bikini.


    #Height of Itch:
    A fat man hanging(upside down)
    from a roof trying to scratch his balls.


    #Height of Innocense:
    A teenager girl applying Clearsil
    to her nipples thinking them as pimples.



    #Height of Laziness:
     A guy lying on a girl and waiting
    for an earthquake to do the rest.


    #Height of Competition:

    A topless lady standing near mount everest.


    #Height of Bravery:
    A naked man bending over to pick
    up a quarter on an island of gays.


    #Height of Sophistication:
     Sucking nipples with a straw.

    #Height of Penetration:
    A baby girl born pregnant.


    #Height of Fashion:
     A female applying LipStick to her
    vertical Lips.


         #Height of Coincidence:
         And the banana falling in.

         #Height of Joblessness:
          You reading till this line

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