A porter loaded down with suitcases followed Mr. & Mrs. Santa to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to the wife, "Why didn't you bring the piano, too?" "Are you trying to be funny?" she replied. "No, I really wish you had" he sighed. "I left the tickets on it."

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

 Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

 Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees

   and   started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your

   donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"

   The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I

   wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have

   been missing too."

 

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy

   so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees

   to wake him up when the station arrived.

   This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees ,

   the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell

   asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.

   When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he

   went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and

   suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.

   Said his wife " What's the matter?"

   Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and

   woken up someone else"

Do u know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?

   He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

6.   Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper    ?

 (he    already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of

   the white paper !!! )

 

One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon

tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital

(Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the

couple enquired eagerly "What are you doing ?"

Sardarji replied that I

had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.

The couple as per

schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next

destination. On the next day, they find the same

Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the

same   form.

So once again young couple

curiously asked - "What are you doing here ?"

Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I

am filling the birth certificate form.

The couple said but

sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same

form, how come you're in Delhi?

Sardarji cooly replied

It is written here - "FILL IN CAPITALS"