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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 10 Aug 2007 20:21:27 IST
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Another one from me:
Santa goes for interview to become police officer
Interviewer : wat is 2 + 2
Santa : (After calculating for five mins) I think its four
Interviewer : Yes correct. Now tell me wat is capital of india?
Santa : (After thinking for fifteen mins) I guess its New Delhi.
Interviewer : U r again rite. Now tell me who killed Mahatma Gandhi
Santa keeps on thinking for half hour and Interviewer gets fed up
Interviewer : Acha chalo abhi yaha se jao, mujhe baat me bata dena.
Later in the evening, banta calls santa
Banta : So how was the interview?
Santa : Oh it was very gud, i even got my first case!!!
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