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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 12 Aug 2007 00:22:26 IST
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har
baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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sardar proposed a gal
gal said : i m 1 year elder than u
sardar replied
ooyaee no problem soniyee...
i vll marry u next year;)
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. (Jail mein)
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Sardar open his tiffin on the road.
Why???
Socho socho,
jaldi socho.
He wanted to check, "k mein office ja raha hoon ya ghar jaa raha hoon,.....
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Sardar apni girlfriend se: i luv u! aur gir jata hai
girlfriend: oay tum bar bar yeh gir kyun rahay hoo?
sardar g: oay i m falling in love
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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