Be sure the person is Sardar
You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:
1. Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup
his mind.
2. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
3. Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
4. Tries to drown a fish in waters.
5. Thinks socialism means partying.
6.Trips over a cordless phone.
7.Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
8.At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts Sagittarius."
9. Studies for a blood test and fails.
10.Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
11. Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport
left", he turns around and goes home.
12. Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
NOTE : No Offence To Any Real Sardars.