You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:

1. Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup
his mind.

 

2. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

 

3. Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

 

4. Tries to drown a fish in waters.

 

5. Thinks socialism means partying.

 

6.Trips over a cordless phone.

 

7.Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

 

8.At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts Sagittarius."

 

9. Studies for a blood test and fails.

 

10.Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

 

11. Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport
left", he turns around and goes home.

 

12. Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

 

 

 NOTE  :   No Offence To Any Real Sardars.