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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 16 Aug 2007 17:08:04 IST
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Easiest way to die:
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.
3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!
| What would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused...? I knew you would be!
| How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !
| Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@hole. |
| Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.
| Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also. | Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
| I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
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| The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. |
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Believe in your goal and the whole universe will engage to help you out. |
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