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Words of Wisdom
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.
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Marriages are made in heaven.

But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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The easiest way to make your old car run better,

is to check the prices of a new car.
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It's what people don't know about each other

that makes them such good friends.
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If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law,

get one who knows the judge.
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A man owes his success to his first wife;

and his second wife to his success.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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A man is incomplete until he is married.

After that, he is finished.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper.

Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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When a man steals your wife,

there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Marriage is like a cage;

those outside are desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
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By all means marry.

If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;

the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can

live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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I had some words with my wife,

and she had some paragraphs with me.
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Be ready to learn Always .

Coz at some point of time Mrs Einstein was much wiser than her son Albert

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