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Tragedy! Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No", Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand,"If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved...that would be a tragedy." "I m afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton, "Isn t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he speaks: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy." "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!" |
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years !!.............. I know KUNG FU KARATE and 47 other dangerous words............. |
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