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BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.

Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Beppo Singh: four asterisks!

BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the
figure,
the answer is 6!!

BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet
yet!!

BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4
hrs. because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the
escalator for 3hrs.

Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and
low,all over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so
frantically searching?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet: "And
what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?" Santa: "Or
else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying
...'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know
what I am watching?"

One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth
floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and
shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident" Sardarji was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped
from his office window while coming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married.
Finally when he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was
not Santa Singh.
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