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A love story hero love heroin but heroin love vilan but vilan love hero sis but hero sis lov herion bro but heroin bro love vilan sis but vilan sis love hero bro but hero bro love heroin but heroin love vilan FINALLY 2 persons commit suicide guess who??? producer and director. ___________________________________________________________ A man kills a deer n cooks it and doesn tell kids what it is. he gives a clue 'its wat ur mum cls me' son screams koi mat khana kutta hai.... ____________________________________________________________ 2 sardars watchn cricket, when schin hit boundary. Banta said : dekho kya goal hua hai. Santa replies: bewkoof...goal isme nai crckt mein hota hai!!! ____________________________________________________________ Wat wud cnfuse a mentally retarted prsn?? Ans: a pineapple confused???? i knw u wud be..... ______________________________________ Srdr captures a pakstani soldier, gives him a dice and says: if u get 1,2,3,4,5 i'll kill u pkstani askd- 6 aya to sardar-bewkoof ludo nahi khela kya??? phir se chalna... _____________________________________________ a small difference b/w confidence and overconfidence: u cn kiss ur gf is confidence but "only u" can kiss ur gf is overconfidence ______________________________________________________- eq 1: stdy=dnt fail eq2:dnt stdy=fail eq1+eq2 stdy + dnt stdy=dnt fail + fail stdy(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt) hence stdy = fail hence prvd so dunno stdy... ______________________________________________ hope u njoyed urslf... waitin 4 ur cmnts...
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