IIT JEE , AIEEE Forum - Fun Zone , Lounge

svj29

A love story
hero love heroin but heroin love vilan
but vilan love hero sis
but hero sis lov herion bro
but heroin bro love vilan sis
but vilan sis love hero bro
but hero bro love heroin
but heroin love vilan
FINALLY 2 persons commit suicide
guess who???

producer and director.

___________________________________________________________
A man kills a deer n cooks it and doesn tell kids what it is. he gives a clue 'its wat ur mum cls me'
son screams koi mat khana kutta hai....
____________________________________________________________
2 sardars watchn cricket, when schin hit boundary. Banta said : dekho kya goal hua hai. Santa replies: bewkoof...goal isme nai crckt mein hota hai!!!
____________________________________________________________
Wat wud cnfuse a mentally retarted prsn??

Ans: a pineapple

confused????

i knw u wud be.....
______________________________________
Srdr captures a pakstani soldier, gives him a dice and says:
if u get 1,2,3,4,5 i'll kill u
pkstani askd- 6 aya to
sardar-bewkoof ludo nahi khela kya??? phir se chalna...
_____________________________________________
a small difference b/w confidence and overconfidence:
u cn kiss ur gf is confidence but "only u" can kiss ur gf is overconfidence
______________________________________________________-
eq 1: stdy=dnt fail
eq2:dnt stdy=fail

eq1+eq2

stdy + dnt stdy=dnt fail + fail

stdy(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt)
hence stdy = fail

hence prvd so dunno stdy...
______________________________________________
hope u njoyed urslf...
waitin 4 ur cmnts...

Ask & Discuss Questions with Community & Experts