thanx , here are more :)
"Bhola gets a job application reply"
Bhola was looking for a job. He couldn't find one in India so started applying to US and Canada. As soon as he applied, he got a reply from a US company. Bhola was very happy and started giving treat to all his friends... Dost poocchne lagge ki....."Bhai,bataa to kon si company hai, kitni salary haai? vagarah ... vagarah...".
Apna Bhola says "English mein letter hai, per mein tumhe translate kar ke sunata hoon"....
"Woh company likhe hai...
"YOU DO NOT MEET"...
yaani ki "Tum to milte hi nahin ho...bahut busy ho"
"OUR REQUIREMENTS"...
yaani ki "Hume to bahut zaroorat hai"
"NO FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE"...
Yaani ki "Aage chitthi bhejne ki jarurat nahin hai, Jaise bhi ho jaldi se aajao"
"WILL BE ENTERTAINED"...
yaani ki "Bahut khatir ki jayegi"