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>1. Newton's Method:
>        Let, the lion catch you.
>        For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
>        Implies you caught lion .
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> 2. Einstein Method:
>        Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
>        Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
>        run faster and will get tired soon.
>
>        Now you can trap it easily
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> 3. Schrodinger Method:
>         At any given moment, there is a positive probability
>         that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down
>        and wait.
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> 4. Inverse Transformation Method
>             We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
>             Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
>             Lion is in and we are out.
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> 5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
>            We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
>             every thing to pass through it except lions.
>            Then sweep the entire forest with it.
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> 6. Integration Differentiation Method:
>              Integrate the forest over the entire area.
>              The lion is some where in the result.
>              So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion
>              to trace out the lion.
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> 7. The Santa Singh's Method:
>             DON'T EVEN TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.

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