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mushrraf: tujhe swimming aati hai ?

manmohan: nai

musharraf: tujhse toh kutte aache hain.....kam se kam swimming toh kar lete hain !!

manmohan: tujhe aati hai swimming ?

musharraf: haan

manmohan: toh phir tujhme aur kutte mein pharak hi kya reh gaya :P

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Question:Whatz a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

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Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

HASINA !

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
So he goes to the canteen. Canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
Jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa
raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai?

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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Q) Who was the 1st Indian woman to fly abroad?

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Ans) Sita with Ravan

Q) What is the cube of 13?
A) Its : SUROOR

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Wondering How?

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That's bcoz....

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TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................?

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Answer) Adidas

Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

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Socho Socho

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Aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

One gangster gave three fully sealed khokas (typical mumbaian word, u should be familiar if u have seen vaastav) to his fellow and ordered him not to open these khokas.After three days gangster shot that fellow...when another gangboy asked his gangster why did you shoot him, he said I ordered him not to open these khokas but he did not obey my order?
gangboy said that three khokas were still fully sealed then how did you know that he had opened the khokas??
Gangster said when I touched three khokas I felt two khokas were hot and one was cold?
gangboy could not understand anything?can you guess how the gangstar found it out???
guess.....
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'thandaa matlab khoka khola'

Ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........

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sweets ... nops

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salt ... nopes

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are yaar
Birla White Cement

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"kyunki iske ander jaan hai......."

In the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
which animal and which brand?

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Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log Unchi Pasand !!!)

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