Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - > >Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ? >*********************************************** > > >Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... > >Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? > >Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi. >****************************************************** > > >A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question >- > >Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? > >Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate. >***************************************************** > > >A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, >why ? > >Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but >also > >its beginning !