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Ashwin Menon (29)

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>Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?
> "I
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>read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
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>Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
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>2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was
>Amritsar
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>where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....
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>Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
>other
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>to check whether it is working.
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>He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
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>Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
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>Sardar angrily said, i know -
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>it means....
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>S - Sardaron ke
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>M - Mazak udane ki
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>S - Service

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