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There’ s a child in all of us. Every once in a while that child just comes out in a form of innocence or in a form of childish humour.


Do you know what Pappu would say if asked, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”


The answer that Papppu would give is sweet, and true if you’ve been a backbencher in your class- “Teacher”, of course!!


Whenever I think of my own schooldays, all those golden flashbacks of yesteryears come to me in a real slow motion. I know it sounds real filmy but I bet you guys have your own sweet memories of your school and college days too.



Homeworks are always boring, you don’t agree? Take a look here:



 


There’ s a child in all of us. Every once in a while that child just comes out in a form of innocence or in a form of childish humour.


Do you know what Pappu would say if asked, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”


The answer that Papppu would give is sweet, and true if you’ve been a backbencher in your class- “Teacher”, of course!!


Whenever I think of my own schooldays, all those golden flashbacks of yesteryears come to me in a real slow motion. I know it sounds real filmy but I bet you guys have your own sweet memories of your school and college days too.



Homeworks are always boring, you don’t agree? Take a look here:



I am not sleeping



The sun shines bright in a classroom when the Math teacher falls sick and a class is off! How about wishing him well?


get-well-soon-card.jpg


 


Think of those unwelcomed examinations and then your weak preparations. Remember how you wanted to get rid of those exam fevers?


Here’s a good joke for it:

A good friend is one who tells you to study well, but a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts

“Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu”


A little touch of humour mixed with little masti and fun of school and college days can really really turn you ON. That’s the beauty of laughter and jokes. And on top of all that, school and college jokes are something that we all can relate to.


Well, do you want to know what happened to a college student who needed to give a wildlife Zoology test?


What happened when the zoology professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares- in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs?? No bodies,no feet, just legs. How did the student recognize the birds??


 


 


guess


 


 


 


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A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.


After one week, a test was held.


The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies,no feet, just legs.


student


The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.


The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.


Finally, he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test paper on the teacher’s desk.


“This is the worst test I have ever given.”


The teacher looked up and said, “Young man, you have flunked the test. What’s your name?


The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, “You tell me”.





 


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