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1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

2) Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
give us light only in the day time when we dont' need it.

3) Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.

4) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam: It's a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She's a woman.

7) Tarun: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
Dinesh: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated.

8) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

9) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

10) Patient: What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.

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