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hey friends now see this conversation from the movie New sholay : scene ( viru ke rishtee ki baat )

 

 

 

Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta  hai..

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??


Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se  TCS mein hi hai..


Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?


Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai  mausi..

Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

 

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai... Mausi..

Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?


Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane  ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???


Jay : Ab  Outdated technology ke developer  ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..

Mausi : kya kaha ladka  Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!


Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?

Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar  de  denge!!


Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi  Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi kar Le par TCS ke employee se katai nahin karegi .


 


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