here are some more

1) Woman:"Doctor,my son swallowed some film from his carmera. Doctor:" lets hope nothing develops".

2) Where would you send a man with a great appetite? Ans: Hungary.

3) On what day do the peopledrink most water? Ans: Thirst-Day

4) rahul : aunty can george come to play? mother : no, its too cold rahul : can his football come to play?(very real)

5) why did the tomatoes blush...? Ans- cause he saw the salad dressing....

6) what did the traffic light say to the driver?  Ans: Don't look i'm changing

7)  Vijay : Dad, you're a lucky man. Dad : Why is that my boy ? Vijay : You don't have to buy me any books this year. I've failed!

8) santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY, while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY", air hostess : " B-silent please ", santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "

9) a man swam the deepest river, crossed the hottest dessert, climbed the highest mountain to prove his love. but his wife divorced him bacuse he is never in the house!!

10) Salesman : This computer can do half of your work. Business man : Great I'll take two