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General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and
Margaret Thatcher are
sitting
in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel
and it gets completely
dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a
slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and
Vajpayee are sitting
there
looking perplexed. Musharaf is bent over holding
his face, which is red
from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything. Thatcher is
thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after
Madhuri. Musharaf must
have
tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that
she slapped him."

Madhuri is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to
kiss me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped."

Musharaf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have
tried to kiss Madhuri,
she thought it was me and slapped me."

Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through
another tunnel, I could
make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf
again."

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